Check out some Buffy stuff I'm selling on Ebay here.

In other news I went to see Hanson in London last night and it was the most amazing thing!  Wowsers!

My latest published work!

In The Beginning

Children should only speak when spoken to
Silence is golden
A lost childhood is an improvement to the world
Youth is but a precious waste of time
Life is too short
Break the cycle
Adopt them at eighteen
The future is child-free
Respect your elders or learn to accept pain
There is no place for a child in this world
Kill them!  Kill them all!

This is our future
The perfect human in the perfect world.
The educated elite survive
Dispose of the rest
Superior species
Begin genetics and end natural selection
We have corrupted the world
Nature should not choose
Put us in control and watch
From then it will take a mere 30 seconds
Just half a minute

And then and only then
Will the world be at its end.

The work - affectionately known as "dickhead" - was bought for almost a quarter of a million pounds for the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford.

The design is glazed on to a ceramic plate ad is one of the most celebrated pieces of Italian Renaissance pottery.