Laws of Applied Terror

1. When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
   
   
2. The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want
   
   
3. Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
   
   
4. The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.
   Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
   
   
5. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary: If you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live.
   Corollary: If the test is online, you will forget your password
   
   
6. At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester--and never attending.