| - Transdermal Celebration
Ha ha! My first post in roughly three and a half months, and it's not going to be anything thought-provoking or meaningful. Instead, I'm just going to plug one of the best music videos ever. Enjoy.
(click the animated video, not the live from Chicago one) |
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| everything's bigger in texas; inclusive of that is illiteracyLet me reiterate how important it is for proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation in a public setting.
Paging Kelly Clarkson!
When you write a song, Future Musicians, please take note to title it something that doesn't appear more like a text message. I will now take the liberty to rewrite the chorus the way I feel Kelly really envisioned it originally:
since U been gone
i cn br33th 4 the_1st time
im soOoO movin on
thx 2 u i cn get what i want
since U been gone
Also, make sure that you enunciate your words clearly, lest you fall into the trap of sounding like Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy infamy:
we goah dowdow innatooleeurow
and sugah we goin dow swingin
i'll be your nummawah with a bully
alotta gobcob blex cock and a pulley
Thanks.
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| - Idioteque we're not scaremongering (this is really happening, happening)
take the money and run take the money and run take the money.
How many people believe that we are in dire danger of a terrorist attack?
How many people believe that our actions in the Middle East are justified?
Kill a towelhead before they can kill us; is that the agenda?
Fuck those sand-niggers --- their Muslim world needs some serious Westernization?
I cannot take this bigotry, this intolerance, this absolute medieval logic.
Forget missiles -
fear is a weapon of mass destruction. |
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| - 2+2=5 religion is doubleplus ungood:
"Since in reality Big Brother is not omnipotent and the party is not infallible, there is need for an unwearying, moment-to-moment flexibility in the treatment of facts. The keyword here is blackwhite. Like so many Newspeak words, this word has two mutually contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it means the habit of impudently claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts. Applied to a Party member, it means a loyal willingness to say that black is white when Party discipline demands this. But it means also the ability to believe that black is white, and more, to know that black is white, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary."
--George Orwell, 1984
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"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears white is really black, if the hierarchy of the Church so decides."
--St. Ignatius of Loyola, Spiritual Exercises
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
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| happy birthday to:
me.
(no controversy today, fellas) |
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