preoccupied...
busy....
choice....
time...
Director...
Comergent...
Business...
Altruism
grandma... R.I.P.
I do remember every moment with you.... there are so much memories that I can't sleep tonight...
I dunno if you can read this..... (maybe because you don't read English)........ but come back and bless us~~~ we need you ~ :D
gdnite......
a girl who doesn't cry is not a girl~
The infants' school teacher was getting her class to tell her the Christmas presents they got, but said that they must try not to use baby talk.
The first boy said he got "a choo choo".
"Now now," said the teacher, "what did I say about baby talk?"
"Oh," said the boy, "I mean I got a train."
"Very good," said the teacher.
The next little girl stood up and said she got "a babby doll".
"Now now," said the teacher. "No baby talk!"
"Oh," said the little girl. "I got a Barbie doll."
"Excellent," said the teacher.
Johnny down the back was having a good think for himself. When it came to his turn, he stood up and said he got "a book".
"Excellent," said the teacher. "And what was the name of the book?"
Biting his lip, Johnny thought hard for a minute, then said, "Winnie the Shit."
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