Currently Reading Catch-22 By Joseph Heller see related

Summer is Swell

Sure there are some poli sci douches, but one the whole, there are more dumb kids than there are smart ones. So on the whole, I feel a little bit better about myself. SAT II scores came out today and all the girls on my floor like to compare scores. Yeesh. Who would have known that I know history better than I can read? Lurvely.

I'm surprisingly enjoying myself. Con Law is ridiculously intense, but all the work is worth it. I am in love with my teacher, who verbally abuses the few poli sci douches who are in my class on a daily basis. Today was amazing because we went to the Supreme Court the day they ruled on the 2nd Amendment for the first time in over 70 (?) years! I have really bad memories about the 2nd Amendment thanks to Steven Levitt, but seeing Chief Justice Roberts and tiny little Scalia was fun times. I nodded off to sleep when Stephens (?) delivered the Court's dissenting opinion, but the disseting opinion IS NOT IMPORTANT no matter how badly stupid Ben from my class wants it to be.

Food sucks on campus. I had Chinese food withdrawal symptoms last week. Not fun to witness.

My roommate may be one of the more annoying people I have met in my lifetime. She talks 334 decibels louder than the average human and insists on calling her family members and friends EVERY single night. But I've learned to quickly evade her voice, ducking out in 2 seconds flat to head to the library. Collegiate library! Gah!

Georgetown is gorgeous. I have a view of the Healy clock tower from my dorm room. I know no one who reads this cares very much, but I need something to do before I actually knuckle down and finish writing my paper.

Which reminds me--another reason why I love Georgetown is because they are letting me write a 6-page mid-term paper on pornography. YES

Currently Reading Mythology By Edith Hamilton see related

Oh, another one...

Why...

...does Paul Newman insist on making specialty salad dressings?

...why am I so desperate about knowing my major and my occupation, that I am taking online quizzes at the Princeton Review???

People with blue Interests like job responsibilities and occupations that involve creative, humanistic, thoughtful, and quiet types of activities. Blue Interests include abstracting, theorizing, designing, writing, reflecting, and originating, which often lead to work in editing, teaching, composing, inventing, mediating, clergy, and writing.

People with red styles prefer to perform their job responsibilities in a manner that is action-oriented and practical. They prefer to work where things happen quickly and results are seen immediately. People with red styles tend to be straightforward, assertive, logical, personable, authoritative, friendly, direct, and resourceful, and usually thrive in a self-structured, high-pressured, hierarchical, production-oriented, competitive environment. You will want to choose a work environment or career path in which your style is welcomed and produces results.

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Thanks, Princeton Review, because I really see myself as a Clergy, a Nurse, and a Speech Therapist. Florist? FLORIST?

Currently Watching Atonement (Widescreen Edition) By Keira Knightley, James Mcavoy, Saoirse Ronan, Brenda Blethyn, Harriet Walter see related

Oh no, please...I INSIST

WHY...

...does my mother insist on saying "Doggone it" if someone cuts in front of her without signaling instead of the standard middle finger/expletive combo? The latter is so much more amusing.

...do people at the library insist on playing Solitaire on the computer?

...do people at the library insist on viewing PORN on the computer?

...do I insist on spending $47.50 on used books instead of things I kind of need like...panty hose?

...does Mr. Zoller insist on sending me emails over the summer?

Hi guys,

My son is moving to Pittsburgh and has rented an apartment that does not
accept cats.

He does, of course, want to keep the cat and is looking for someone who
would like a feline friend for a year. Wrigley (guess who is a Cubs fan?)
is a little over a year old and, from what I  can tell, a good cat.  A
picture is attached.

My son's plan, by the way,  is to move to a larger apartment in a year,
hopefully one that takes cats.

If you are interested (and yes, all costs are covered), please contact me
via e-mail or give me a call.

Thanks,

Mr. Z

Why, WHY, WHY?! Would I want to house Mr. Zoller's son(the one that looks like a white squirrel in a unitard)'s cat?

...does Facebook insist on saying that I lost 3 Scrabbulous games just because I don't make a move (i.e. go to the library) for a mere three weeks?

...do the children of baby boomers insist on growing up and making it harder for me to get into college? That is a poorly formed question.

....does Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn (Republican, TN -7) insist on sending me email notifications of when she is going to be on Larry King Live?

...do I insist on blogging via Xanga at the library?

...do I insist on checking out books on Mythology that I have no intention of reading?

Currently Watching Fight Club By Helena Bonham Carter, Zach Grenier, Meat Loaf, Brad Pitt, Jared Leto see related

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

I am sitting in my second favorite table at the good ol' AHML, the table in the corner of the Fiction section, the table next to all the Jake Logan Westerns, the table that Joey Klein knows, the table by the weird hissing and ticking noises of the air ventilator. ventilater?

I am wearing the new red polo that my mother bought me and it smells of that nice new, cotton-y smell that clothing has when it is not drowned in Hollister brand cologne or when some sweaty girl with armpit STDs tried in on before you.

It is pretty much the first day of summer and I have..count it...5 days until I leave. Within that time, I feel very guilty when I 'hang out' with friends because I have to pack for a freakishly long three-week stay at GU, study for the stupid ACT re-test, read my Constitutional Law book, and research TEN ----TTEEEENNNN topics for class, GAARRRFIZZLE

It is a right shame that I can't be Shimmy Shimmy CoCo-puffing with the rest of my generation, I'm too busy counting down the days until an old GU professor raps me on the head with a cane, places a Dunce cap on my head, and sentences me to two days in the corner while the rest of my class gets to take pictures with Barack Obama.

Currently Watching Waitress (Widescreen Edition) By Andy Griffith, Keri Russell, Adrienne Shelly, Jeremy Sisto, Sarah Hunley see related

DBQ project

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