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[about you]
-x- name: Lez B. Inn III but my friends call me Da Flaming Snaggletooth
-x- age: prehistorically decomposed
-x- sex: yes please
-x- height: mini me .. equiptment included so call me up .. see below for digits
-x- righty or lefty: i can do it all ways babayyyyy
[love]
-x- crushin? single as a pringle but someone special's initials burned themselfselves lustfully into my soul
-x- who might that be? someone sexually desireable .. i may be a tharapist but i am also a man and have obtained many sexual thoughts of this sos during our daily meethings
-x- straight, gay, lesbian, or bisexual? all of them .. its a very complicated matter.. one of which that cannot possibly be explained by a mere flcik of the wrist
-x- do you dream about your crush? yes i cannot get his irishly jamaican dreads out of my head they just keep spinning me around in this game called love
-x- do you know what 'love' is? yes the love i have for my man was unstopable the second i laid eyes on his amish tights
[what comes to your mind when you hear the word...]
-x- black: zorro
-x- moon: me please charles
-x- cheat: my love affair with a pastuer of peacefully grazing cattle
-x- rock: rocki from the profile picture
-x- booger: paula is SICK
[random]
-x- say "who's your daddy? WHAPOW.. oh baby.. i like it like that" around someone. what is their response? im flabbergasted
-x- do you like zebras?
-x- do you buy wal*mart clothes?
-x- have you ever dated a crackhead?
-x- have you ever farted in public?
[your style]
-x- punk?
-x- prep?
-x- tomboy?
-x- girly girl?
-x- do you even have a style or are u just someone who 'goes with the flow?'
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-0-x- pure randomness -x-0-
-+- Have you ever been kissed by someone who is totally gross?
-+-Deep down did you like it?
-+-Does your mom think your a slut?
-+- Have you ever used the term "butt plug"
-+-Will you start using that term?
-+- What the most wierd word you've ever said?
-+-Do you like pickles with salt?
-+-Do you like girls?
-+-Do you like guys?
-+-Do you think donkeys are lovely animals?
-+-Would you ever pluck a peacocks feather?
-+-Would you ever name your child "Mercedes"?
-+-Would you ever marry someone a different race than you?
-+-When your mom is mad at you does she yell your FULL name?
-+-Have you ever cussed around older people like your mom or dads age?
-+-Have you ever drank a beer?
-+-Have your parents ever let you drink an alcoholic beverage?
-+-Do you use the word trousers?
-+-Have you ever wanted to slap someone for saying something in a wierd voice?
-+-If the guy/girl you liked turned out to be bisexual would you be cool with that?
-+-Do you know every word to the song "Shake what you got in dem jeans"?
-+-Have you ever shook what you had in your jeans?
-+-Do you like the word biatch?
-+-What do you think of nuts?
-+-Do you ever go to the mall when you know u have no money?
-+-Would you ever ride a camel naked through New York?
-+-Or would you rather stay at home being a boring old hag?
-+-Would you say this quiz is random or what? | 
haha. but then i slept over. me and alisha were writing poetry to chuckie about his red curly butt hair. you had to of been there, and keiths picture from last year..he looks like marsha washington. lol it was funny. but we got up yesterday morning and went out to breakfast. alisha taught me how to wash my hands-the safe way. but we went back to karas and watched the game. joe- i told you the eagles were gonna win
. and then we came to my house. mike and steve came over. we watched without a paddle and jackass and some of dodgeball. it was funny. zach hammer aka zok hommer aka dimples came over later too. hes nice in a mean way. its weird. but casey kara and liv were prankin people. me and alisha were on the computer. funny stuff. but we went to sleep and then we got up this morning. casey had a dream that alisha sat up and was like, "STOP CARESSING ME ANGEL!" thats weird. kara and alisha left a lil ago. me liv and case are just hanging out. were prolly going to the mall tonight. fun shit right there. but im gonna go. 