lmaooo WTF!!!!!!!! who eva thought bout dis shyt is crazii funny nice site and yeah dr0p by my place 2 wen u finish ur walk lmao pr0pz o0o0o and umm eminem ur wife??? hes taken sweety das my MAN!!! but yeah hes a QT! lmfaoooo
~~locaYsuelta
WHAT THE DOG YOU ARE SAYING?!? LoL oh well Saddam forgive, locaYsuelta from different country, like Saddam.

sadaam your the man
~~Cornwallace0323
Who is this Cornwallace? Who is Sadaam you are speaking of? Saddam lookingsomewhatlike? Who is man of Sadaam? All English speaking know that the word "your" is posessive, meaning to own something. So when you say "Sadaam your the man" you are referring to the "the man" that Sadaam owns. However, if you were to say, "Sadaam, you're the man," that would mean "Sadaam, you are the man," which would be the correct grammatical interpretation. Perhaps you should learn common English before you start spreading your babbling rubbish around the internet. ~~~>>>Thanking to Prison Guard #2 for English lesson for today!! Prison Guard #2, your face is ending up on floor, and so you're dead! LMAO

What's next Saddam? Do you have an escape plan you could fill us in on?
~~disturbed_c0W
Of course Saddam having escape plan, Mr. Cow! But to the unfortune, Saddam cannot revealing this infortation, or Saddam will have to kill bovine family.

dude can you send me some cuban cigars?
~~mefailenglish_tHaTsUnPoSsibLe
No. No, Saddam will not. But you and CornWallace should be exchange Xanga name! lolol

This is all question Saddam will answer until the next time! Saddam have been keeping busy learn to play guitar! Soon Saddam will conquer Barenaked Ladies! WOOHOOHOO IT ALL BEING DONE!!!

Whatever is happening to Saddam getting 255 comment? This is not good. If you do not comment this entry, I squirt 1000 ants with baby oil and light them on fire.... (the best I can be doing, in prison)

WHO THIS IS THAT SAYING NO E-PROP?! E-prop are all Saddam have left! Please. I am... how you say? E-prop harlet? Hussie? Skank? Slut? Whore? Pope's Mom? Tart? lol Pope's mom was such a hottie back in the night. Who would have thinking she would die at only 983 year old? lol Pope is old! You are getting? This will never be not funny.

So, much has happening when Saddam in prison. I have not been update because stupid American army does not give Saddam computer! This is bad treatment! All they give me is razor and deodorant and soap and shampoo and conditioner (Saddam have split end) and cell phone and beeper (must keep up with the peepings) and queen size bed (not king for the King?) and fuzzy slipper and TV (with Comcast cable?!)... and they do not even give Saddam good bed linens! THEY GIVE COTTON!! SADDAM HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN!!!!

Anycream, the computer they gave me is hella-loose. As loose as Osama! OHHHH MAY SADDAM HAVE RIMJOB?! ba-dum-chh! lmfao! This is good joke. What I am saying? YES! Loose computer. It is new Dell Inspiron XPS Intel® Pentium ®4 w/HT Technology 3.4GHz,15.4 WUXGA, Microsoft® Windows® XP Home Edition, 24X CD-RW/DVD Combo Drive with Sonic RecordNow, 60GB Hard Drive 3 Year Limited Warranty plus 3 Year At-Home Service (I copy this from Dell webplace) And I have new ITunes mp3 player so I can downloading new Tiny Jon song! EMINEM IS SO KEWT OMG OMG lol Saddam is not gay, not joking, but Saddam would totally make Eminem one of my many wives. He would be "angry-rapping" wife! He can live with other "gangsta-rapping" wife Tupac and "career lasting 2 weeks rapping" wife Vanilla Snow. Or is this ice? DO NOT QUESTIONING SADDAM, SADDAM WILL MAKE PUDDING OF YOUR BABIES!!! Wait, I am questioning self. lol.

Time for walk taking through New York City! I say "Let me walking through New York City" and they say "No you run away" so I say "NO! Saddam will not run! We make deal, I promise not to run away and you will not dying today" and they say I can taking walk! I will meeting up with Fidel in New York, smoke some cubans (and then we will smoke cigars too, ~LoLz~), have sexual intercourse with many anonymous partner, this will be kick-face good time! 

Ciao and luv lots
Saddam

SADDAM FROM PRISON!!! SADDAM FROM PRISON!!! This is good time! I am criminal!

I am Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq.

~LoLz~ You think this is funny? Saddam think this is funny. It is funny becausing Saddam is not dictator of Iraq. GEORGE BUSH is dictator of Iraq. haha this is not true

So American election coming up? Who are choosing for you? How you say this?  V-O-ting? In Iraq, you are voting for President, but the only ballot on time this one is SADDAM! But Saddam is no more.

I am escaping plan sometime this fall. Fall is such good time for escaping. Camel run faster in Fall. I am changing name to Andrew Penis. This will be good name, not sticking out.

Who is tangent? I AM TANGENT! I was talking for election in US. Election in US is... WHO WANT TO TALKING FOR ELECTION!!! Everyone wanting George VV to being elect.

OOPS time for food! Americans having much good prison! More update later. Leaving you with song wrote for Saddam:

"Dont be fooled by the bombs that i got.
im still... im still...Saddam from iraq.
Use a human sheild so i dont get shot.
no matter where i go i know where i came from...
south iraq"

TOODLE

I am fooling!!! I no update.

Fooling you!!!

Verry sad. Verry verry sad. I having no more government. I having 300 less wifings. I have no more goat. Al-Jazer is dead.

This is last entry for Saddam.

But you are knowing forever, SADDAM IS ROCKING!!! SADDAM WILL BE BACK IN NEXT LIFE!!!!

KICK-FACE!!!!!!!