weird ass dream... my super bad version of superman...cast...
superman : wayne
superman's sidekick : some random chick, let's name supergirl ABC
super villain : a big fat peeing rat, let's name it peeing rat aka Prat
clairvoyant : yours truly... me
i only remember the beginning of the dream, bits and pieces of it... i'll attempt to string them together into a somewhat story...
scenario : superman, supergirl & me were walking down the streets of barcelona, the street where h&m is located, window shopping... and suddenly prat materializes and only i can see him...
me : oie! prat! what the hell are u doing here?! crawl back into whichever hole u came out off!
prat : sniggers! *think of ernie in sesame street's laughter*
i'm here to destroy superman! sniggers!
me : that wouldnt be the first time... yawnz
prat : i'm gonna pee over the streets of barcelona and when he steps onto it, he shall be render powerless & helpless... muhahahhaha...
* i then realise that prat's pee is like kryptonite to superman, dont ask me how i knew that...*
me : grasp!! u wouldn't dare!
prat starts peeing around the street like how u imagine a rat would...
i suck in a sharp breathe & prat vanishes. i ran towards superman and supergirl who were browsing at some shop.
me : wayne! DO NOT! i repeat DO NOT walk down that street! prat has peed all over the street! his pee could render u powerless!
superman : what?! no... it couldn't be...
supergirl : *laughs* purrrr...lease! he's superman! not some pathetic paper man!
me : i mean it! do not! walk there! please believe me!
supergirl grabs superman by his arm and drags him down the street, i try to ran in front of them to stop them.
me : supergirl!!! do not do this! don't allow YOUR ego to destroy superman!!!
supergirl : haw! get out of the way! i'll be responsible for everything
* she tries to push me out of the way and i hold my ground*
me : supergirl! if u do this and something happens to superman, i'm gonna hold u responsible for everything! i'll demand a pound of flesh from u!
* by now i've turn hysterical and i am screaming on the top of my lungs*
supergirl : yada yada yada.... now get out of my way!
supergirl and superman walks into the puddle of pee and made their way towards the other end of the street...
supergirl : *gloats* see! i told you nothing would happen, u hysterical crazy bitch...
superman : *groans* ahhh.... i dont feel so good.... ahhh...
me : OHMYGOD! *rans towards superman* SHITE SHITE SHITE!!! u fucking bitch! it's all your fault!!! @#%$^$%^$&*^&^%$#@#$%^&*)%$@##$%^&**(&^$%
*i continued hurling a string of insults at supergirl, i cant remember what it was but i am sure it was super harsh, i trust my dream self to do a good job of that! hee*
and as we slowly make our way back to our home base/hotel, superman starts morphing into various forms... hunchback of Notre dame, skull face and finally a donkey with bulging teeth and a pot belly...
* i remember stroking his belly to calm him down... hahha...*
---end of dream---
superman's pretty useless in this dream...
okay! it was a dull, flat, ho hum story... this is why i say i cant write to save my own arse...
i remember the bout of emotions, the anger and despair i felt when i woke from my dream... it was pretty damn strong if u ask me... weird... | 
