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Mostly I Am Called Sarah Brinkley
I`m Definatly Female
I Come From A Small Little Known Country Called The United States
Represent C-luv, you know! Haha Aka Carlisle PA (That's Car-li-elle please & thanks)
I Started Breathing On 08/13/90
In Hiedelburg, Germany
show me the love on myspace http://www.myspace.com/superbanginfreaky . i check it more.
♥ My names Sarah Brinkley...im just the usaul average teenage slut face hoe bag. i slap bitches. ♥
♥ i live in Carlisle now, but im defiantly a straight up Kansas girl. to country for you, i thought so, lol! I miss it bunches, but theres defintly a reason we call this place C-luv ♥
♥ i pretty much have to best friends ever, Ashley (Taylor to you, yo, && thats gay), Ciera, Rose, Tara, Eb, Bailey, Angela, Jessica, Brittany, Courtney (Smith), Michelle, Megan, Steph, and Mattie. ♥
Were Pretty much 2 Ghetto
now now Eb, dont finger the pencil sharpener
 hah i look like a donkey
♥ i confess....im one of those people who lie & say that it's there birthday when you go out and eat for the free cake. lol! ♥
♥ as far as sports go, i ♥♥♥ soccer. i played for JC last year those were some fun times (its like that ya'll...heehee, i love all the 04-05 Lady Jays, it's cuz their gangsta.).♥
♥ me and megan love...dun dun dun....MIKE JONES!!! oh yea, eb likes him to lol ♥
♥ My favorite movie is Anchorman....cuz ron burgandy is the sexiest man alive ♥
♥ i love shopping at Hollister, American Eagle, Aeropostale, Abercrombie, Charlotte Russe, and Wet Seal. sometimes Pacsun. ♥
♥ I happen to be super obsessed with Robert Pattinson & yea, thats the Cedric Guy from Harry Potter, so be warned, if you hang out with me, you will hear about how gorgeous/talented he is about 304068309 times a sentance. ♥
♥ yup rose ive got 99 problems but the bitch (thats u) aint one!! ha!! ♥
♥ "them bitches, them losers, them hoes, 4 shizzy, , & oh i think they like me wuttt". oh yea were 2 gangsta. yup, those are the words of Ashley Taylor, who happens to be my best friend in the world ya herrree. & i totally miss her♥
Intrestsfucking teenagers
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| HAha Jon you pretty much make me giggle
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
chuck norris lost his virginity b4 his dad
handicap parking spots arent for handicapped people. they belong to chuck norris and they are just warning that if you park there, chuck norris will handicap you.
chuck norris also tried out for the role of kindergarten cop, but was turned down because the fatality rates were to high.
and last, but not least, chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom
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| When Innocent Girls Get Fucked Up why am i always holding hte alcohol
 she loves my butt
 shes passing out
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| i slapped a hoe in your name last night.
updating is gay for some homosexaul reason. | | |
| back when we were friends....oh shit i just turned into a pansy lol!
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| thanksgiving!!!!!w00t!! that reminds me of last thanksgiving! so my mom forgot to buy a turkey right, so we had to go to walmart at the crack of 8 that morning to get the fucking turkey so i was already tired and then me and some friends went to go see this movie right and there was the crazy lady there. like if there was a list of the top ten crazy people in the world she would be on that fucking list...well when we werer there i saw tanner right and i was like hey tanner and we were talking and this lady comes up in our circle and i was like wondering wtf she was there 4 but i thought she was tanners mom so i was like ok. and then he was like dude is that your mom and she goes how the fuck could i be your mom im 19 years old! and we were like oh shit so we kinda ran and she CHASED US and we were like oh shit because i think she was retarded and she could run really fast . she wasnt even regular crazy/retard she was like freakin crazy retard but shit guys.....it was funny. so that was last thanksgiving | | |
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