sarahbrrrinkleytwinkie08's Xanga

HAha Jon you pretty much make me giggle

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 16:19:51 GMT

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

chuck norris lost his virginity b4 his dad

handicap parking spots arent for handicapped people. they belong to chuck norris and they are just warning that if you park there, chuck norris will handicap you.

chuck norris also tried out for the role of kindergarten cop, but was turned down because the fatality rates were to high.

and last, but not least, chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom

When Innocent Girls Get Fucked Up

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 22:56:21 GMT

why am i always holding hte alcohol

she loves my butt

shes passing out

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 15:47:01 GMT

i slapped a hoe in your name last night.

updating is gay for some homosexaul reason.

back when we were friends....oh shit i just turned into a pansy lol!

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 22:46:24 GMT

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 18:09:34 GMT

thanksgiving!!!!!w00t!! that reminds me of last thanksgiving! so my mom forgot to buy a turkey right, so we had to go to walmart at the crack of 8 that morning to get the fucking turkey so i was already tired and then me and some friends went to go see this movie right and there was the crazy lady there. like if there was a list of the top ten crazy people in the world she would be on that fucking list...well when we werer there i saw tanner right and i was like hey tanner and we were talking and this lady comes up in our circle and i was like wondering wtf she was there 4 but i thought she was tanners mom so i was like ok. and then he was like dude is that your mom and she goes how the fuck could i be your mom im 19 years old! and we were like oh shit so we kinda ran and she CHASED US and we were like oh shit because i think she was retarded and she could run really fast . she wasnt even regular crazy/retard she was like freakin crazy retard but shit guys.....it was funny. so that was last thanksgiving

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 18:08:12 GMT

so me and my family went to see harry potter today...and whew....that cedric guy was HOTT....but anyways so were on our way to see the movie right and my mom was like "sarah dont let me eat any popcorn ok?" and i was like y and she was like " cuz im trying to lose wieght" which mae me laugh hard but i was like ok mom. so were seeing the movie right and then my mom goes "sarah give me so popcorn" and im like aha no way! and then she goes "SARAH GIVE ME THAT FRIGGIN POPCORN OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED!!" and i was like OK OK!!! and it was so funny because the people behind me were totally laughing and i was totally laughing...but anyways she ended up eating ALL of my popcorn which is ok because i dont really like popcorn i mean its ok and all but to much and it and i just want to barf.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 18:07:17 GMT

some good timesthat happend before my xanga.....

megan saying i go to karate every saturday hold my baseball bat sarah when those ghetto guys were tryin to get us in their car...and then i was like SUCKERS and i ran toward base like as quick as i could cuz i didnt want o get ass raped! and then last weekend before thanksgiving break, me steph and mattie got illegal and started dancing like crazy women and then i decided to prank call everyone on stephs phone book, in her cell phone u no and then all we all went around in turns doing my prank phone call combined with robbies and then when it was matties turn she totally yelled it. so its goes "u, u come to my asian love fest yoa yoa? my house house @ 8 bringa ure friends OOHHHG FORTUEN COOKIE OOO SHRIMP!OOOO FRIED RICE OOOFFF! and mattie jsut like let that fortune cookie thing rip she just yelled "fortune cookie" so loud and so asain that i laughed so hard after that beer that i peed my pants!! and i ran into the bathroom and i was "my pants my pants! only i was so out of it i had this gay accent and they were laughing so hard i was like my pants my pants! and then later stephanie totally past out in the bathroom!! that night FOREVER ago when we where all hanging out outside and micah did his lil jon thingy that micah does and im just sitting there like wtf guys this is boring and then all of the sudden he pants me and then EVERYONE had to do it, it was like there was a mass pants sarah addicition! and then me and steph went up to pants ryan for revenge beracuse he pantsed me only bout 50 times, and we accidently pulled down his underwear to and saw his pasty ass ... and right before we went to homecoming steph was like SARAH LOOK AT MY UNDERWEAR and she showed me and i was like oh yea look at mine bitch and itotally flashed her a nd her dad was totally looking and i was like man! and steph has these really crap neighboors and so at 1 am we got a brillant idea nad we took basketballs and beer cans and chucked them at their fucking windows! ok so me stephanie and megan walk down town alot to eat at this place and on the way there we have to walk through the ghetto right? so we were walking through the ghetto and these people kept honking at us and stephanie would be all HI and would wave at them......and then i yelled im a crack whore who works nights and this guy came out of his house and when we finally got the place right and me steph ordered these huge ass breakfasts and megan got a freakin donut!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 18:06:03 GMT

soooooo me and steph were writing these in study hall

one day i ate a cookie. and it was good. then i fucked your mom. and she gave me a dollar. the end.

once there was a pirate. he lived on the poop deck. and it was fun. then end

one time i laughed so hard i pissed my pants. it wasnt fun. the end.

i like scrambled eggs a whole lot! one time i ate a bunch of them and then i threw up. and i then i went back to the kitchen and ate more.

you know what punk? i fucking hate catholic church. it is the most borignest stupiest crap ever invented and it needs to go to hell. now. or soemthing. LONG LIVE THE JEWS!

steph: fuck the jews go eat shit

sarah: go fuck my cookie

steph: oh well jews still suck ass ah

sarah: not it as much as u suck OPPS THERE IT GOES

steph: you damn fucking whore suck a horses penis and choke on it....wtf mate...fucking jew.

sarah: yay well well u suck a walrus which is even worse because its slong is HUGE. like a mile

steph: haha u stupid cussing jews suck my balls SYKIE