9 Things I Hate About Everyone 
   
 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
 the time.... I know 
 where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I
 point at my crotch 
 when I ask where the toilet is? 
 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
 search the entire room for 
 the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv
 and change the channel 
 manually. 
 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
 cake and eat it too". Damn 
 right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 
 4. When people say "it's always the last place you
 look". Of course it is. 
 Why the hell would you keep looking after you've
 found it? Do people do 
 this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
 asses! 
 5. When people say while watching a film "did you
 see that?". No Loser, I 
 paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn
 floor. 
 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
 Didn't really give me a 
 choice there, did ya sunshine? 
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
 it? If it's new, then 
 there has never been anything before it. If it's an
 improvement, the n 
 there must have been something before it, couldn't
 be new. 
 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??
 Life is the longest damn 
 thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
 longer? 
 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
 "Has the bus come 
 yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
 dumbass?