ewwwww....

Lost is amazing..but right now Jack is trying to amputate Boon's leg and its really icky.

Soo, long time no write as usual. I'm kind of in love with Live Journal right now, so I'm sorry I havent been giving you the attention you deserve. I still love you, I just feel like we needed some time apart.

Oh My GOD!! I think Boon just died.. and Shannon and Sayed are KISSSING..

okay, I'm done.

So, I'm still missing my left shoe.  It's been missing since before Spring Break and it makes me really sad. I want my shoe.

Poor Boon, guess his acting career has gone done the toilet. He just lost his leg and his entire chest just collapsed. Sucks to be him.

I feel like i cant get a full thought together today.  I just keep shooting the most random outbursts today.

Oh dear, I think there is something on my shirt.

Mall this friday anyone?? Since according to a few stupidheads (COUGH...Samiha), I live at the mall, so it shouldnt be to hard to see me there.

I want a Bloomin' Onion like whoa.

awww..What a sweet and poetic ending. With the ending of one life comes the beginning of another.

Well, Rob just IMed me...so gotsta go.

1) YOUR PORN STAR NAME (name of first pet + street you live on)- Sofie Whetsone

 God, My street is so slutty.

2) YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandmother's first name + favorite snack food)-Shirley Nutella

 Sounds like a pin up girl

3) YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant) Summer Piccolo

What, do i make designer mumus? 

4) YOUR FOREIGN NAME (favorite spice girl + last foreign vacation spot)-Posh Bayern

I'm to hot for ze coountry. 

5) YOUR SOCIALITE NAME (silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied at) – Ashes Heufeld

and if by socialite you mean white trash...then i guess maybe your getting somewhere 

6) YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME (first initial + last three letters of your lastname) – A Wil

Don't hate me cuz I'm ghangsta 

7) YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite animal + name of your high school) Kitty Wilde

Um...this sounds like a porn star. 

8) YOUR BARFLY NAME (last snack you ate + name of your favorite alcoholic drink)-Poppycock Liqueor

9) YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + street where you first lived)-Mae Whetstone

God, my name is so hot. 

10) YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name)-(I cant do this one…because I cant decide on my favorite candy or favorite musician) Truffle Johns…(I cant think of anything else)

I could sort of invision thousands of screaming fans screaming out "Truffle Johns"..

11) YOUR "POPULAR" NAME (favorite celebrity's first name + best friends streets name)-Angelina February

12) YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME (name of an opposite sex friend + cell phone company you use) Eric Tmobile

Umm..I sure hope my last name wouldnt be Tmobile if I were a man.

Currently Playing Believe By Disturbed see related

Dear lord,

I really need to update my xanga. People have been bugging me about that for a while..lol don't worry I still love all of you.

Well i'm sorry to say but I can't think of anything other then innane little nothings.

Other then, I hate my name, and how common it is. It's really getting to me. I hate being just another Ashley. I can't stand all the stupid stereotypes that go along with the name Ashley. Oh yeah, and I hate my voice, and how it makes me sound like an air head.

sigh, I'm feeling rather angsty right now. It's times like these I pull out the Disturbed and blast it all out.

Oh and I hate how people always say there are other fish in the sea....because the fish dont seem to be swimming even in the vacinity of me.

well, leave me one.

Hello!! Merrrryy Christmas cuties!! I hope everyone had an awesome christmas! I certainly did.  I got awesome gifts including:

Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman, which made me OHH soo happy. It's full of wisecracks at the government and really is the smartass's hand book.

Signifying Nothing: The Semiotics of Zero...I was very interested in this after having a convo with Ted on this and my dad then bought it for me..YEAH

Sheet Music GALORE: I'm stocked with music books till I die and I just negotiated with my mom for more.

John Mayer CD:  I'm simply in LOVE with that one song by John Mayer, Daughters.  I'm listening to it right now!

MP3 player: Umm...considoring the cheap tightwads i live with, this was a really surprising gift. 

Laptop:  Ok...seriously...If you kno anything of my parents you are uber surprised.  I'm sooo excited!! I dont believe that they did this..but im happy!

This christmas was awesome, and not just for the gifts.  Everyone was so nice to each other, and it was just soooo coool.

Leave pretty messages!!

love you guys.

ashley