I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword...

...if on your journey, you should encounter God...

...God will be cut...

                                        --Hattori Hanzo

...and then i said, "submarine?! I thought you were talking about a sandwich!!"

*ha*

"boy... i can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime"

                                                      --Mr. Crabs

two things...

(1) i simply must see the new johnny depp movie on friday

(2) nobody wants to plant their ass on a wet bench

yeah, i'd just like to take this opportunity to say hello to everyone

okay... (*clears throat*)

HELLO

(*aight*)

thats it...

no seriously...

leave a comment and get the fuck out

(*peace*)