wuz ^, i'm herr chillen, not doin a damn thing. None of mah dam frenz noe how 2 call me n e more. but wen i dun call em itz a prob. but itz aite, cuz i aint callin em N E more. Dey  aint even call to sae "Hy" dey dun even no if i'm dead or alive. wut frenz i got!! every one forgot about me since i moved. damn.

FOR ALL YU JAFAKENZ-.

1.If yu haffi wear a Rasta wristband fi try convince ppl u yaadie, yu a Jafakean
2. If yu haffi put on close-caption fi understan wha Elephant Man a say, yu a Jafakean
3. If yu memorize de lines to Shottas, yu a Jafakean
4. If yu consider Sean Paul a dancehall artist, yu a Jafakean
5. If yu still deh pon "mad sick head nuh good", yu a Jafakean
6. If yu deh a foreign from before yu tun teenager, yu a Jafakean
7. If yu try convince ppl yu nuh Jafakean cuz yu visit yaad every year, yu a Jafakean
8. If yu cyaan undastan wha de razz mi type, yu eeda Jafakean or a dyam dunce
9. If yu get offended by dis list, yu a Jafakean
10. If yu type lyrics to a song wha BEEN OUT SINCE LAS SUMMER widout even CHECK FI SEE IF SOMEBODY POST DE LYRICS BEFORE YU, or if yu REQUEST LYRICS PON DA PAGE YA INSTEAD A DE MESSAGE BOARD, yu a LAME-AZZ YANKEE JAFAKEAN BANDWAGONIS PIECE A SHIT
11. If yu try fi type some kinda lame response to dis, yu not only Jafakean, yu a dumb faggot