Holler bitches!!!

I'm red as an effing lobster.  It hurts so bad.  Jessica met a cute tan ballet dancer from Doyleston.  He's gay, obviously.  I'm really saying some pretty random stuff right now, but nobody is online and it's wayyyy too early for me to go to bed.

I love the OC.  I think my life should be like the OC.  Cuz that'd be effin awesome.  The bad part about the OC is that afterwards you're sad because nothing in your life is ever going to compare to immeasurable coolness and richness that those kids enjoy.  It's like Dawson's Creek.  Or any other soap opera.  Leading to clinical depression.  Bad.  But SOOOOOOOOOOOOO good. 

It's me!  Did I scare you!?

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooa...

This feels funny, doesn't it?  Special thanks to the wonderful people at Xanga.com for not deleting my account like, five years ago when I stopped using it.  YAY!!!!  MySpace is unmatchable for picture-lookablility, but otherwise, not so hot for posting the updates of my daily life.  I'll do that here. 

SO I"M HOME FOR THE SUMMER!!!!

I moved the monstrous twin bed out of my room (you would think twin would be smaller than queen, but it's actually bigger) and moved in a nice big old recliner instead.  So the first night I slept on the recilner, my lower back was screaming bloody murder, but now my muscles are used to it (or numbed from the pain).  On the bright side, my room has LOOOOOOOOOOOTS of yummy space all over and it looks super clean and chic.  I think it wins the prize for coolest room in Cape May (but Cape May is like, po' dunk so that's not so tough to win).

Old shopping update: Red, White & Blue with Mom.  OK, so some muthafuckin asshole bought the amazing distressed leather bomber jacket, but it's OK cuz I stocked up on a good deal of quintessential prep gear.  I got a nice crisp white polo, some reeeeeaaaaaallllly nice white shorts from Eddie Bauer, some yellow shorts from Polo, and blue blazer that fits really well, a white baseball cap (B. Republic) and some kick ass penny loafer.  Oh you heard right.  Penny loafers.  You got a problem?  You better come over here and address it.

'Dress it!

(I dunno where that came from)

So I went hunting for jobs today.  I put on the white shorts, rainbow sandals, turqoise polo polo and tried to look all preptastic and clothes concious, but all the good clothes stores weren't hired, so my style was wasted on the restaurant where I worked last year.  I'll probably take on a second job later, but first I need to see how newspaper internshipping/singing works out.

Speaking of which...  So yeah, I sent out some stuff to the two newspapers down here, and neither one of them have paid internships, but the one guy wants to see my writing and the other lady wants to talk about an unpaid internship.  Exciting much?  That would be cool.  Of course, not getting paid is never cool, but at least I'll be doing something REMOTELY experience-adding for my college apps and whatnot.  And then as far as singing goes, I dunno.  Since I haven't done anything for money since like, two years ago, I dunno how easy it'll be.  But we'll try to make it work.  Why?  Cuz what the fuck is easier than getting paid for SINGING?  Exactly. 

What elllllse.  I read Daisy Miller yesterday.  This is dorky, but can I call it... delightful?  That's such a weird word.  But it was!  It's even weirder cuz like... the girl dies.  But I'm sort of jealous of all the kids who took American Novels this spring (not that Euro Novels wasn't awesome, cuz it was) but I REALLY liked that book.  Henry James is so, like, refreshing and clever and non-overly-cerebral.  PS: I'm not ACTUALLY reading the US Novel syllabus, I'm reading Henry James so I can get a little insight into the Expatriate experience prior to the 1920's. 

And I started reading the Scarlet Letter today.  OK fine, I'm reading your syllabus.  But like, this book is such a chore.  I'm going to be really proud of myself when I finish it.  While I was reading, I got sunburnt.  Ouch. 

I saw "Drive Me Crazy" today, with Melissa Joan Heart and that boy with the curly hair and unruly eyebrows.  So cute.  I think we're going to have a 90's cheesy teenage movie ending in a dance party when we get back to school, starting with Clueless and moving on from there (I dunno if Clueless ends in a dance, but we love it anyway, right? Right.)

OK, this entry is way too long.  I'm so excited to be back with my Xanga brethren. 

DISCLAIMER:  OK, this is really nasty, but it was too damn funny...

sexatthemovies: cum is fuckin weird
Angelbaby312747: haha
sexatthemovies: how's it taste?
Angelbaby312747: don't know
sexatthemovies: u don't?
Angelbaby312747: virgin mouth
sexatthemovies: i've never gotten any in mine, either
sexatthemovies: i mean, i tasted my own, just once
sexatthemovies: i mean, hey, who isn't curious
Angelbaby312747:
Angelbaby312747: OMG
sexatthemovies: but i've never like, swallowed it or anything
sexatthemovies: shut up
Angelbaby312747: haha I just fell offm y chair
Angelbaby312747: i love you!
sexatthemovies: lol
sexatthemovies: *grin*
Angelbaby312747: do you have any leftovers to pass around,,, like on a stick taste testing?
sexatthemovies: omg jlar
sexatthemovies: lol
sexatthemovies: that's so nasty
Angelbaby312747: haha sry
sexatthemovies: i'll freeze it and make you a cum-sicle
sexatthemovies: GROSS!
Angelbaby312747: i'll pop ur cum sicle
Angelbaby312747: GASP
sexatthemovies: eew, this could be like, the nastiest convo i've ever had
sexatthemovies: OMG OMG OMG
sexatthemovies: LOVE IT
Angelbaby312747: that's bad
Angelbaby312747: haha
sexatthemovies: i'm laughing out loud right now
sexatthemovies: like, literally
Angelbaby312747: haha i like no joke fell off my chair a few moments ago
sexatthemovies: i need to put this on xanga
Angelbaby312747: it hit me hard
Angelbaby312747: haha

Hey Ya'll!!!

It's me again!!! Only 7 DAYS of work left!!!  Isn't that like, pimp ass super fly awesome?  I'm pumped.  I'm going to definitely miss waiting tables, I think, cuz the tips were really nice.  On the busy days I was getting like 100 a night.  Yum.  Let's make sure I get back to THAT job next year.  Oh, and I finally met some hot girls becuase of my job.  They want to play "Smiles". 

If you need to know what Smiles is, just ask.  It's hot.  Lol.  And I'm a slut.

Other than that, I'm just starting to mentally prepare for the WHOLE LOT of shopping I need to do before I get back to Lawrenceville.  I have this feeling it's gonna be an AWESOME year.  I feel a lot more mature and adult after the whole Spain shebang, closer to my friends, and ready for a... serious relationship?  I'm also excited about the classes I'm taking and the awesome fact that I don't need to do any fall sports, cuz I'm quarteting it up with my singer buddies.  BTW:Caroline, reading this?  We still want you.  Badly.  Oh baby oh baby.  I'm going to email you later...

SO, WHAT JON NEEDS TO BUY:

ROOM

Two sets of cool new twin extra long sheets

A LOT of spare blankets, cuz heat doesn't work in Gris

Portable heater (illegal, sure, but who cares (DON'T TELL, PHIL (Damn house president...))

Mirror (sure, we get one on the door, but how are we supposed to see our BACKS, huh!?!  I mean, seriously, half of the impression you make is what people see when you're walking away, right?)

Speakers from Joe (for pimp ass bass and stuff)

Jolt, Red Bull, Starbucks Double Shot (no explanation needed)

DVDs

Posters of Hot People (Xtina and Britney, natch)

Mood lighting and a nice chair (for that serious relationship)

CLOTHES:

Blazers: Black, Navy and Tweed

Oxfords: H&M Red, white, pink, striped and checked

Zip Up Hoodies: Hollister? 

Long Sleeve Ts: Waffle Knit

Pants: Corduroy, Khaki, a FEW jeans... (I have way too many jeans already)

Sneakers: White pair, Black pair, Brown pair

Wallet: Something really preppy.  Plaid wallet, anyone?

Hats: Knit skull caps

Jackets: A big fuzzy one

THE END

Let's SHOP!

JRO