Nike condoms - Just do it.
Toyota condoms - Oh what a feeling.
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
KFC condoms - Finger-lickin' good.
J Ford condoms - The best never rest.
Bounty condoms - The quicker picker-upper.
Energizer condoms -It keeps going and going and going.
M & Ms condoms -It melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Star Trek condoms - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Why are condoms like cameras? - they both capture the moment
1. What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with 'f ' and ends with 'u-c-k'?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in ' u-n-t ' and one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What four-letter word begins with 'f' and ends with' k', and if
you can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in 'it ' and is found on the bottom
of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men
than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Answers:
1. talk
2. legs
3. a $20 bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. surname
10 WAYS TO KNOW
YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 5.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bedsprings.
6. You've both gone down one clothing size.
7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
9. Boy, are you hungry!
10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
peace out i like the last one haha!
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yah thats a gay ass pic of me but o we'll.. yah last night we beat jenks in the last round of the state championship ice hockey game so now all we have todo is beat them one more time tomorrow at 8... it would be really badass if alot of people come cuz its fun. . most def got player of the game yesterday and got the game puck so that was baddass... im out PEACE!!!
