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Name: Jeff
Country: United States
State: Maryland
Birthday: 5/31/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: ROTC, Drill Team, Color Guard, Being Kim's Bitch
Expertise: Being a skinny as punk
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
6/4/2003
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| SUP!! So Mikey slept over last night... Thats basically what happened. NOTHING is goin on w/ me and we still dont have cable. Im so pissed off cuz I cant watch porn, just kiddin. Oh yeah Mikey's givin me porn for my b-day next year. OH YEAH!!! He said it would be hard porn.
FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY!! I dont know why i wrote that, I guess im just bored as hell. Last night I had a dream that i went fishin... We were campin out in the woods then suddenly BUDAH came and ate all our food. I was so scared cuz it was huge and black. It was sooooooooo fuckin ugly!! Well that was basically it cuz my cell rang and it woke me up, but that would be a great story to tell my grandchildren along w/ the HARDCORE PORN...
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| God, I haven't written any crap. I dont really have any excuse, im just fuckin lazy. A lot of things happened to me, but dont really want to type that much. Today was the FIRST Martial Arts club. Well I dont know if i should be there cuz i suck. I cant even kick, im that kind of person who sits in the back and feel sorry for myself. Oh yeah my nipples hurt like crap. I mean it's like u wunna crap and it doesnt want to go out and u have to force it out, thats how much it hurts.
I wanted to see kim's game today, but we got lost on the way. We asked for directions, but the people we asked were so stupid. I cant even describe their stupidity. So when we arrived in the field the game was over. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!
In the car Mikey, my bro, and me were talkin bout poop. Yeah! So one time my grandfather was in the hospital and my cousin was his nurse so she always had to wipe his ass after he pooped. One day he craped and she finished wipin and she thought that there were some that she didnt get, so she started wipin and it wouldnt come off. He finally said that it was his balls. THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! Im only writin this cuz I love my family. | | |
| DO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ?
1. Use BE COOL and I'LL BUY in a sentence.
...The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I'LL BUY, BE COOL.
2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
...(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
...Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.
4. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
...If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.
5. Use DECANTER in a sentence.
...You can order that medicine over DECANTER.
6. Use DELETION in a sentence.
...The balat of DELETION is crispy.
7. Use DESPISE in a sentence.
...Who baked all DESPISE?
8. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.
...I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL
consent so he can go to the picnic.
AND NOW FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN READ AND
UNDERSTAND TAGALOG:
9. Use BORROW in a sentence.
...Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.
10. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
...Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.
11. Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
...Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE.
12. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what this is, it's a
city [or street] at the L.A. COUNTY in CALIFORNIA)
...Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang bebot na yun, pero,
ma-ARTESIA.
13. Use CADET in a sentence.
...CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang
CADET niya.
14. Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
...Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.
15. Use CENTURION in a sentence.
...Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.
16. Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
...Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.
17. Use DELICACY in a sentence.
...Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.
18. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
...Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.
19. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence.
...Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.
20. Use LAITY in a sentence.
...Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.
21. Use MENTION in a sentence.
...Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.
22. Use ebonic word MOTHA' FUCKA' in a sentece.
...Iho mag-ingat, ka baka MOTHA' FUCKA'
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
23. Use SECOND THOUGHT in a sentence.
...Hindi pa bumibili ng bagong kotse ang mag-asawang si Pedro
at Maria dahil magse-SECOND THOUGHT pa daw sila.
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| Got back, sorry didnt really had time to write anythin cuz Ive been so busy. Well it was ok, I guess... We didnt really get to do anythin which was fuckin retarded. It was cool seein my family, but nothin changed at all. Nothin changed in Philippines, its still poluted and now its more crowded. I dont know how ppl can walk around and smell the fresh air. Oh we dont have any fuckin fresh air, never mind.
I hate certain kinds of ppl. I hate ppl who cant get over themselves, ppl who dont care. These kinds think that they're all that, but in reality they fuckin suck. HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its sad cuz if u think bout it, all they really want is attention. ATENTION MY ASS... Oh I have an idea, how bout if they just fuck themselves. NAAAAAAAA! Im a catholic. The cristian way is to just say "GO 2 HELL BITCH!" | | |
| Goin 2 the Philippines tomorrow. The fuckin flight is so long. We still haven't packed and my mom is really pissed off. Anyways I made a list of ppl who wanted crap from the Philippines and there's a lot of ppl.
Well this is probably the last entry for about three weeks. I'll see u guys soon. DONT HAVE 2 MUCH FUN WITHOUT ME!!!!! | | |
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