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so, im sitting here at jay's house dogsitting. dyno was getting a bit 'restless' i'd like to say. by restless i mean horny. he decided to start dry humping random things, such as pillows and the couch. speaking of which, i know ann would definitely have liked that. sometimes i just cant give her too much credibility. she was looking at dyno's wang, and she goes, 'whats that?' and we all just looked at her. then jay says, 'thats his dick, what else would it be?'. and she goes "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! i dunno, maybe it was like fat or something!" (silly annette) then we thought it was over right there, but no dice on that one. she then says "how do i give him an erection? what if i gave him a handjob?" and of course we all just looked at each other, probably thinking the same thing; ann = foo. oh well, we need people to laugh at in this world, right? and for that, i salute you, ann. thank you for amusing me so.
anyway, i was at circuit city the other day. in the ad, there was a 64-cd wallet. it was regularly 15, but on sale for 10. there was also a 32-cd wallet for 10. but if you buy the 64 wallet, you get the 32 wallet for free. pretty simple, right? obviously not so for simple-minded people. i bring the things up to the register. the cashier scans them and says 'that will be 25 dollars'. so i say 'umm shouldnt it only be 10? *points to the ad*'. then she says 'oops, my mistake'. she scans them again and says 'that will be 20 dollars'. at this point, lets just say she wouldnt be on my list of "people with the most common sense ever in the history of mankind". so i explain that if i buy the 64 wallet for 10, i get the 32 for free, as in i dont pay anything, so the total would be 10. and this is the kicker, she says 'wow this is really confusing, im not sure if youre right or not'. she then called the manager, and luckily, he was more knowledgeable than that cashier. at this point, i was giving her 'the look', which could be interpretted as 'gosh, how did you become so stupid?' why are so many people so dumb? seriously? i KNOW you agree with me. end. |
