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Friday, May 16, 2008

amongst the menfolk, "chick flicks" have a bad reputation.

this is an undisputable fact.  although there are genres like the "romantic comedy" that two different movies may fall into, one of them is a chick flick and the other is not.  a good example would be The Wedding Singer contrasted with My Best Friend's Wedding: the former is a comedy with romantic elements attached in an attempt to win the female vote; the latter is a romantic movie with comedy elements attached in a weak attempt to entertain the males who are duped into viewing it by the females, who ironically enough, they are romancing.

the term "romantic comedy" is a murky one indeed, hiding sharp rocks that will cut you to the sole beneath its shallow waters, or the soft, silty sand that so nicely sifts betwixt the toes.

however, not all chick flicks are bad.  some of them have a realistic plot, witty by-lines, and good actors and actresses spouting off well-written dialogue.  this may shock you and cause me to lose a little man cred, but i am a fan of several chick flicks.  my favorite?

yaya
The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

don't let the name fool you: there is not a single pair of ya-yas in the movie.  but guys males, before you discount it as another chick flick, i've got to tell you about some of its redeeming qualities.  it had a different plot than Fried Green Tomatoes (another arguably-chick flick that really is superb) but the same feel to it: realistic enough to be engaging, sharp enough to be witty, and romantic enough to be good but not sappy.

i wouldn't put this on my favorite movies list, but if my wife and i decide to pop in a dvd and this is one that is selected, i won't argue at all.  in fact, mood pending, i'll probably enjoy it.

but yesterday evening we saw a movie in theaters that typified the "chick flick" genre.  i couldn't tell you by name those who starred in it, but i knew who at least the lead actor was (by look).  it was a movie that i went into with low expectations that really weren't met.

we watched Made of Honor, a movie which contained a lovely pun in the title, substituting 'maid' with 'made'.  this works - kind of - since the MOH is a male in this gritty movie.

usually action movies are described as gritty, but i think it's an appropriate adjective to use in this context.  its caustic dialogue and unrealistic settings are like sandpaper to the senses.  you know those scenes in early nineties family sitcoms where some soft, treble clef only piano music would play as those starring in the episode learned whatever lesson it was that the particular episode was about?

the entire movie played like that.

it tried to be funny (and succeeded a few times), but whenever something occurred that flirted with the conceptual romance movie ideal, that music started - not only making the movie unbearably predictable, but made the lines feel like they came from a nineties sitcom star with nineties sitcom salary: not McDreamy-McIsHeEvenIrish earning big screen salary.

i gave it a C-, and my wife gave it a B- for a cumulative score of 75% - a good, solid C.  so if mediocre romance movies are your thing, this might be right up your alley.  but if you're looking for the more manly chick-flick, then definitely go with the Ya-Yas.

now if you excuse me, i'm going to go eat some chocolate.

 

word of the day:
subterfuge / sub tur fyooj / noun - an artiface used to evade a rule or consequence, or hide something


Sunday, May 11, 2008

What is the best age to have children? Why?

"Next year, honey!"

   

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mad ape den

Mad Ape Den is a way to say a bit in a fun way.  in Mad Ape Den, you may say it in one, two, or one and two.  two and two is bad (two and two and one is out!).  get it?

my IQ box can get a bit hot as i try to put my bit in the Mad Ape way.  but see -- it can be put.

i can say it in the Mad Ape way.  can you?

 

word of the day:
bis / BISS / adv. - twice; again


Monday, May 05, 2008

when seconds matter, the police are only minutes away

we had a family get-together on Sunday.

my wife hates those.  she says all my family ever talks about are guns and politics.  i say she's only half-right.

somehow the topic of the raid on the polygamist colony came up, and that segued to the phrase "to serve and protect".  this is where i made some comments that were apparently heretical in nature.

barricade
the horror!

see, i don't think it's the duty of the police to protect at all.  their job is to respond.  they are not a national private security firm.  protection falls into our hands, and no-one else's.  the more power that is given to our police, the more rights we give up.  as Benjamin Franklin said, "they that would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."  it's hyperbolic, but its intent is very clear.

once i made my viewpoint clear, my sister-in-law, whose sister is a California Highway Patrol officer, was very upset.  i don't think anything that i said was negative or derogatory about the officers themselves; i was also accused of splitting hairs on the definition of words.  but the significance of policing and protection is more than semantics.

am i wrong?

 

word of the day:
segue / sehg way / verb - to make a transition from one thing to another smoothly and  without interruption


Wednesday, April 30, 2008

white-collar tunes: gospel edition

you know the rules:  three contemporary songs will have excerpts listed, but have the real lyrics (not-so?) cleverly disguised with matching synonyms (e.g. - "three blind mice" becomes "a trio of visually impaired rodents").  guess the title of all three songs, and you win a prize of undetermined value and origin.  guess the artist, and you get bonus points.  because i said so.

previous winners have been quellers, callmequell, stacheldraht_ls, a___beautiful___disaster, moofaja, and schletz.  do you have what it takes?  probably not.

prove me wrong!

song 1:
incredible deus ex machina!  like honey to my tongue (only to my ears),
that which rescued a cripple resembling myself.
once upon a time, i was misplaced (but not anymore),
and my eyes were disfunctional, but now i am able to view things through them.
it was this deus ex machina that instructed the blood-pushing organ in my chest to have anxiety,
and the deus ex machina that eased this anxiety, too.
rare and valuable was the appearance of the deus ex machina
the first sixty minutes i had faith.

did you know you can sing this song to the tune of "gilligan's island"?

song 2:
arc close to the bottom, tasteful horse-drawn wagon,
drawing closer with intent of having me as a passenger 'til the place of my dwelling.
arc close to the bottom, tasteful horse-drawn wagon,
drawing closer with intent of having me as a passenger 'til the place of my dwelling.
i gazed over in that country with a river of the same name that Jesus was baptized in,
and you know what i viewed?
drawing closer with intent of having me as a passenger 'til the place of my dwelling?
a minute orchestra of halo'd beings giving chase to me,
drawing closer with intent of having me as a passenger 'til the place of my dwelling.

this one was easy.  but i've never sung it in church.

song 3:
the One who saves is back from the dead!  as they say in Hebrew, "let us praise JAH"!
the third rock from the sun and the realm oft portrayed as clouds and harps together in Hebrew say "let us praise JAH"!
lift your aspirations and conquests up!  "let us praise JAH!"
vocalize musically, previously-mentioned cloud-realm, and the third rock responds "let us praise JAH!"

like Christmas songs, this tune is only sung about once a year.

 

word of the day:
rescind / rih SINd / verb - to annul, revoke, or repeal



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