Who actually does this stuff?

1. Devours my spinach candy.

2. Pretends that Robyn really does wink at me.

3. Ever so neatly folds tanks even though they're headed straight to the basket.

4. Washes my china at every opportunity.

5. Fulfills my need to go see my Deb every month.

6. Commends my love sammiches.

7. Pokes the hell out of my eyeball at night, so it doesn't in the morning.

8. Accepts my lunchtime snacks within a heartbeat.

9. Chooses the cats over the g'mums.

10. Actually finds humor in the lipslurpage.

11. Creates the illusion of an elevator in my townhome.

12. And most importantly, answers correctly when asked, "Who stings like a bee?"

I know who.

Peebs.  Threezip.  Happyfive.