Here Kristina, if I missed any songs or if you want any other ones . . . tell me :)

Piles Ft. T-Pain: SHAWTY

[Plies Talkin:]
What's Happenin Homie Dis Ya Boy Plies Man Hey Pain Tell 'em
Bout Your Shawty Ima Tel Em Bout Mine

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Even Though I'm Not Your Man, You Not My Girl
Ima Call You My Shawty
Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad
I Beat His Ass For My Shawty
And We Ain't Did Nothin That We Ain't Supposed To Do
Cause You My Shawty
Babygirl You Know I Be Home, Keep Me On The Ringtone Shawty
Sing It To Me Girl

[Verse 1: Plies]
Soon As I Seen Her, Shit Told Her I'd Pay For It
Lil Mama The Baddest Thing 'round Here & She Already Know It
I Pointed At The Donk & Told Her This Supposed To Be Yours
Showed Her A Couple Stacks & Told Her I'd Let Her Blow It
The Hottest Nigga In The City Baby You Can't Ignore It
I Showed Her I Was A Real Nigga & She Went For It
First Time I Caught Her Shit, She Aint Even Know How To Throw It Back
Now She An Animal, I Got Her Sex Game Right
I Taught Her How To Talk To Me While She Take Pipe
& Opened Her Up & Showed Her What A Real Nigga Like
I Told Her I Don't Usually Do This, I Don't Fuck On The First Night
Cause After I Beat Ya Baby I'm Liable To Fuck Up Ya Whole Life
I Gotta Train Her, Now She Suck Me With Ice
I Call Her My Lil Bust It Baby Cause She Keep It Tight
Whenever I Tell Her To Bust, Aint Gotta Tell Her Twice
Whenever I Wanna Get Off She Know How To Get Me Right

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Even Though I'm Not Your Man, You Not My Girl
Ima Call You My Shawty
Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad
I Beat His Ass For My Shawty
And We Aint Did Nothin That We Ain't Supposed To Do
Cause You My Shawty
Babygirl You Know I Be Home, Keep Me On The Ringtone Shawty
Sing It To Me Girl

[x2:]
Whoa W-W-Whoa Whoa Whoa Whooooa Whoa Whoa
Whoa W-W-Whoa Shawtyyyyy

[Verse 2: Plies]
I Love To Show Her Off, Cause All The Dope Boys Want Her
Know Why They Wanna Beat Badly, Look At All That Ass On Her
Look How That Pussy Sit Up In Them Shorts, You Gotta Want Her
Love When She Act Like She Bo-Legged & Bend The [Corner ?]
She Proud To Be Fuckin Me, Cause I'm Stuntin On 'em
It Feel Good To Be Fuckin A Real Nigga Don't'uh
Aint Called Her In 2 Days, Gotta Let Her Mind Wonder
But When She Miss Me, She Call To Tell Me To Jump On Her
Thats Why I Don't Mind Breakin Her Off, Cause She Aint With The Drama
If You Done Ripped Her Before, You Know How To Cuff Lil Mama
You Know She Gotta Be Somethin, Cause I Done Beat Her Under
Im Baby Snatchin, I'm Tellin Ya, I Promise
I Exposed Her To Real, & Now She Hate Lame
Member She Used To Run From Me, Now She Like Pain
She Call Me Sometimes Just To Ask Is It Her Thing
Ever Since I Ran Up In Shawty She Ain't Been The Same

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Even Though I'm Not Your Man, You Not My Girl
Ima Call You My Shawty
Cause I Can't Stand To See You Treated Bad
I Beat His Ass For My Shawty
And We Aint Did Nothin That We Ain't Supposed To Do
Cause You My Shawty
Babygirl You Know I Be Home, Keep Me On The Ringtone Shawty
Sing It To Me Girl

[x2:]
Whoa W-W-Whoa Whoa Whoa Whooooa Whoa Whoa
Whoa W-W-Whoa Shawtyyyyy

T-Pain ft. Akon: BARTENDER

[Intro - T-Pain]
Yeah...
Uh-Huh...
Yeah...
Yeah...

[Verse 1 - T-Pain]
Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club (so I went to the club)
Put on a fresh white suit and a Minicos sitting on dubs (sitting on dubs)
I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love (show me some love)
If you know what I mean... Uh-Huh...
Everybody jackin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot)
200 bitches and man aint none of them hot (aint none of them hot)
'Cept for this pretty young thang that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top)
Shawty what is your name?

[Hook 1 - T-Pain]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we headed out something proper like...

[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)

[Verse 2 - T-Pain]
Got a brand new girl so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feel like I put some new 24's on a brand new ride (on a brand new ride)
Triple shot of patron on the rocks with little bit a lime (with a little bit a lime)
I'm just keeping it real (Uh-huh)
Baby still working at the club so I'm getting in free (so I'm getting in free)
Wednesday night I'm on the list T-Pain plus 3 (T-Pain plus 3)
Everytime I hit the spot baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

[Hook 2 - T-Pain]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight...

[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)

[Verse 3 - Akon]
Shorty I'm sure you heard that I really never come out (never come out)
Unless I'm in the M6 doing tricks freeway burnt out (freeway burnt out)
Got a passenger side that's empty wanting it to be your spot (be your spot)
But you on my billboard ? like the charts 'gon end up on top (end up on top)
Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar baby (baby)
Just lookin' at you from a distance looking like a god damn star baby (baby)
So my girl don't see me T-Pain can I get those keys to the car? (those keys to the car?)
'Bout to go and Bang Bang Boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomar' (see you tomar')

[Hook 3 - T-Pain, Akon]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back (Uh-huh)
And then I think that, (Uh-huh) we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight... (Oh yes)

[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)

T-Pain ft. Young Joc: BUY U A DRANK (SHORTY SNAPS)

[t-pain] (yung joc)
shawty snap yeah
(t-pain)
damn
shawty snap
(young joc) (shawty snap)
(ay ay )
(she snappin)
yeah yeah yeeah
la da da ooooooooooooo oh

snap ya fingers, do ur step you can do it all by yourself

[verse 1]
baby girl
whats your name
let me talk to you
let me buy you a drink
im t-pain, you know me
Konvict music, Nappy Boy oo wee
i know the club close at 3
whats the chance of you rollin wit me
back to the crib
show you how i live
lets get drunk forget what we did

[chorus]
imma buy you a drank ooo wee
ohh imma take you home with me
i got money in the bank
shawty whachu think bout that
find me in the grey cadillac
we in the bed like
ooh ooh ohh, ooh ooh
we in the bed like
ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

[verse 2]
talk to me, i talk fast
lets talk money, i talk that
crunk juice bottles
OAKLEY shades
shawty got class
oh behave
lets get gone
walk it out (now walk it out)
just like that
thats what im talkin bout
we gone have fun
you gone see
on that patrone
you should get like me

[chorus]
imma buy you a drank ooo
then imma take you home with me
i got money in the bank
shawty whachu think bout that
find me in the grey cadillac
we in the bed like
ooh ooh ohh, ooh ooh
we in the bed like
ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

young joc
[verse 3]
wont you meet me at the bar
respect big pimpin
tell me how you feel
mama tell me what you sippin
u a certified dime piece
deserve louy 1-3
150 a shot
3 for you and 3 for me
im checkin yo body language
i love the conversation
and when you lick your lips
i get a tinglin sensation
now were both bout tipsy
you say you in the mood
all i need is bout a hour
better yet maybe two
let me take you where i live
ferrari switch gears
when i whisper in ya ear
ya legs hit the chandilleer
passion fruit and sex
all in the atmosphere
imma let t-pain sing it
so he can make it clear

[chorus]
imma buy you a drank ooo wee
then imma take you home with me
i got money in the bank
shawty whachu think bout that
find me in the grey cadillac
we in the bed like
ooh ooh ohh, ooh ooh
we in the bed like
ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

[verse 4]
lets get gone
walk it out
(now walk it out think 'bout it, aaaahhhh snap)
now rock rock rock rock
you can do it all by yo'self
(2x)

[chorus]
imma buy you a drank ooo wee
ohh imma take you home with me
i got money in the bank
shawty whachu think bout that
find me in the grey cadillac
we in the bed like
ooh ooh ohh, ooh ohh
we in the bed like
ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
(ooh ooooooh)

Huey ft. T-Pain, Bow Wow: POP LOCK AND DROP IT (REMIX)

[Huey talking:]
Aye, it`s so beautiful when a plan comes together
It`s your boy Mims hits
You already know what this is
H-U-E-Y (ree-mix)
Bow Weezy
T-Pain
Hits commited

[Verse 1- Huey]
It's H-U-E-Y, home fly G five
And by the look in my eyes she have nice thighs
What her mama done gave her then grew from no good to major
Pockets full of paper, born as a Missouri stater
Mami gon take it low if you can then touch your toes
You and your partna them, you can get dollas then
Trickin aint in my blood, but I`ma make it rain
I'm too rich for dolla bills, I consider that as change
25`s on my range, I know that that`s a odd number
The way you tootin that thang can make the guys wonder
What`s underneathe or even if it's real
I`m hoping she a freak cause I ain`t tryna chill
I`m tryna get it poppin, wit a shortie like mine
Thats willing to drop it low enough to blow my mind
It`s H.U.E.Z. and Bow Weezy
Let`s see if she can get lower than before on the remix

[Chorus]
Toot that thang up mamii make it roll
once you pop, pop lock it for me girl get low
if yo mama gave it to you, baby girl let it show
once you pop lock drop it for me maybe we can roll (oh)

Pop lock and drop it (8x)

[Verse 2- Bow Wow]
[Talking]

Damn lil mama I`m sayin
Uh, all that in them jeans woo
Aye, aye, let me holla at chu for a minute

[Rappin]

Hey what it is they call me Bow Wizzle
Now pop lock and drop it for me, make that thang jiggle (yup)
She moves her hips just like Shakira
If she was in a contest she would be the winner (yep)
From Ohio all the way to St. Louis, hey all the girls do it just put your back into it
Now shake what she gave ya, I`m talking bout ya mama
If you wont do it for me then do it for these dollas
Cause I`ma make it rain, these otha dudes is lame
They talk a good game, but they can`t do the same
Now drop it up and down, now take it to the ground
If you wanna please me baby all you gotta do is
Pop, Lock, and Drop It
But baby don`t stop it, We can do it like Chris Brown girl and get it poppin
Man I`m a pro, look I`m far from a rookie
Girl get your pretty self over here gimme them cookies

[Chorus]
Toot that thang up mamii make it roll
once you pop, pop lock it for me girl get low
if yo mama gave it to you, baby girl let it show
once you pop lock drop it for me maybe we can roll (oh)

Pop lock and drop it (8x)

[Verse 3- T. Pain]
Shawty snap (yeah!)
Damn, shawty snap (shaw-d-et)
Yea
Now let me ask you a lil question that you never heard
How do you make them dollas disappear like i`m for real for a lack of better words
Let me introduce my friend, thats Huey and Bow Wow
And I`m the pain better known as Teddy Benderass down
I`m G (yea)
But, you probably already knew that
But you didn`t know that I can make you pop, lock, Drop and do that
Understand I`m the baddest man alive
So let`s just bend your knees and do the G 5 (now we fly)
Yea now you can do it (yea)
Yea now you see me (yea)
Yea you wanna be me (yea)
Yea you got my city (yea)
Yea know just a minute (yea)
Yea that`s Baby Huey (yea)
Yea that`s Bow Weezy (yea)
Yea that`s Teddy Pain i`ma make you climb the pole
I`ma play you depending on how this money unfold
And I got it from my mama I aint tryna go pro
If you pop lock drop it I might let all of this go
Oooh


[Chorus]
Toot that thang up(uh, huh) mamii make it roll (uh, huh)
once you pop, pop lock it for (uh, huh) me girl get low (uh huh huh)
if yo mama gave it to you, baby girl (uh, huh) let it show (uh huh)
once you pop lock drop it for me (uh, huh) maybe we can roll (oh)

Pop lock and drop it (8x)

[Huey talking]
Hey
i guess that what it is then world
Hits Committee
so so Def
Convict
Y'all gonna roll with us or get rolled over man

DJ UNK ft. T-Pain: 2 Step (Remix)

4...3...2...2...

A 2 Step
A 2 Step
REMIX!!!
Now Gone An 2 Step [X4]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It [X4]
REMIX!!!
Now Gone An 2 Step
Aye Watch Me 2 Step
Now Can You 2 Step
Like I 2 Step
Watch Me Get Jiggy Wit It [X4]
Gone 2 Step

(T-Pain)
You know my bank roll it gotta lot of zero's
Teddy Pain (Teddy Pain) Talahasee Hero
I done got a crib now im in the A
two steppin let me show you how i do dis thing

take your left foot put it out in the front
and do it mooorrreee like this
now if you look around the club you would notice cant no body
do it quuuiiittteee like this

shades on dem oakleys to be exact
now when i sang my song imma bring dem hoes in the back
and you know im the hottest nigga around
so when i get them up to my room i got dem counting me down
Lets Get It...

4..3..2...2..

2 Step
2 Step
Lets Go
Now Gone An 2 Step [X4]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It REMIX[X4]

Now Gone An 2 Step [X2]
Now Watch Me 2 Step [X2]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It REMIX[X4]
Gone an 2 step

(Dj Unk)
Steppin to the right wipe me down mayn
steppin to the left with your stunner frames
by this time the world know what to do
its goin down 2 steppin REMIX Unk what it do

im back one mo again with another one
2 steppin gettin jiggy baby have some fun
they said it couldnt be done as i got it crankin
2 steppin ' a bay bay ' AAAA

Now gone get it shawty the choice of i climb back on
one hit wonder but they wonder how i do it all
they got there step wrong they try to bite mine
lets see whats happenin when i count down one more time
GO

4..3..2...2..

2 Step
2 Step
Lets Go
Now Gone An 2 Step [X4]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It REMIX[X4]

Now Gone An 2 Step [X2]
Now Watch Me 2 Step [X2]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It REMIX[X4]
[2 Step (remix) lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]


Gone an 2 step

(Jim Jones)
Now catch you 2 steppin i got my goons reppin
we turn the VIP into the do or do it section
you know it the jewel selections im blue VVS'in
we aint gonna talk about the whips you know the coops selection

and i got everything that you want im registered to two porsche
i get bread like crutonts i make doe like cruissants
im grey poupon Bentley shit baby (baby) what the f**k is you on
its something living latley

pleaze call da green car deala then let ya pawn deala
now we out in Vegas poking faces with the car dealer
in hard nigga going to hard liquor you better watch your ass
when them foreign cars wheel out


4..3...2...2..

2 Step
2 Step
Lets Go
Now Gone An 2 Step [X4]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It REMIX[X4]

Now Gone An 2 Step [X2]
Now Watch Me 2 Step [X2]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It REMIX[X4]
Gone an 2 step

(E-40)
Im in my cutlass on two shoes (two shoes)
breaking all the rules (the rules)
two hitters man two fools (two fools)
two hammers man two 2's (two 2's)
shining like a shandalier(lier)
diamonds up in my ear (ear)
sick with it trophy on my neck
im dang there well their way
too much candy on my ride (ride)
too many rumors i did died (died)
too many haters on this surfaces
all my life it aint been certs (aint been certs)
started out real small (real small)
but now my mail is tall (tall)
had to walk before i crawled
i had my back against the wall (wall)
two faces not us two faces at once
grittin gettin it in
huslters R us never no punk
ill 2 step on your chin
i see some broads (i see some broads)
2 stepin by them lonesome (by them lonesome)
these square suckers they acting they dont wanna (dont wanna)
THEY DONT KNOW, THEY DONT KNOW, THEY DONT KNOW
YOU GOTTA FIND THEM DOE, SEND THEM DOE, BREAK THEM DOE
YOU GOTTA GET THE DOE, GET THE DOE, GET THE DOE
I MEAN GET MAN RAIN, SHINE, SLEET, OR SNOW
See i managed with it, i get jiggy with it, HAHAHA

2 Step
2 Step
Lets Go
Now Gone An 2 Step [X4]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It REMIX[X4]

Now Gone An 2 Step [X2]
Now Watch Me 2 Step [X2]
Now Get Jiggy Wit It REMIX[X4]
Gone an 2 step (more)

So it’s been an interesting long day. I spent the better half of the morning playing Sober Sister to Tess. In all honesty, I don’t mind because I care for her very much and she’d do the same thing if I were in her position . . . but last night she just pissed me off. I was basically dragged to Marshal and Roxy’s, 711, then the apartments off Magnolia and Madison before I even got into bed. My plan was to pick her up at the bar, bring her back, and let her crash in my dorm because I didn’t trust her being drunk and sick in the same night. However, 2 hours of my time was wasted . . . . 90% of it was spent in the car; Here is how it went down . . .

Tess: *Rambles things in Turkish*
Me: *Looks at Tess, glares, and turns back around to talk to Chris.*
Tess: Jasmine.
Me: Yes Tess.
Tess: Why aren’t you answering me?
Me: Because I don’t speak Turkish Tess
Tess: *Yelling* I know asshole, but you understand it!
Me: Yeah, I do. *Continues to ignore*
Tess: Damnit! *More rambling in Turkish*

An hour later, she finally got into my bed. I was seriously annoyed, and instead of ignoring her some more . . . I climbed in and bugged her, she giggled, and just passed out. I finally quit bugging her, went to sleep, and 30 minutes or so later she just yells, “Shut up”. In confusion I glared at her, and just went back to sleep. I wasn’t asleep for very long because she was taking all of the sheets, and she snores like a chain saw. I don’t even know what time I fell asleep, but I fell asleep . . . we ended up not waking up until 4 PM or so. We watched a bit of American Desi, and I gave her some clean clothes to change into . . . when I opened my drawers she freaked out and started folding whatever articles of clothing weren’t underwear, bras, or socks. She threatened to kick my ass if I didn’t have everything folded the next time she came over and opened my drawers. Yeah, just what I need . . . threats from a right-wing Kurdish Mafia girl.

    

Anyway, after I dropped Tess at home I got ready to go to the Comeback Kid, Bane, With Honor, Silent Drive, and unfortunately Earn Your Keep show. Noel came to pick RC and I up . . . and we went to go run some errands. We got there, I gave my tickets to the owner, and he gave me my $26.00 refund since I didn’t stay the whole time for Throwdown; very chill! I headed to the merch tables first, and I probably had to wait there a good 20 minutes before getting to the front. I made it down to the dance floor right as Silent Drive went on, seriously, I love Zach and Pete but SD sucked! Things picked up when With Honor went on. So many crucial sing along, I felt special, Todd bent down just for me.

Unfortunately, Todd went down . . . and their set got cut short. Next was Comeback Kid, brings back memories of those days when they use to play Facedown Fest; that will be no longer happening ): CBK’s set was just amazing, the crowd participation did quite a number on it. Downside: The sound system was crap, and I could hear left stage monitor go out so many times. Last was Bane, seriously, I tinkled in my pants. There aren’t any words great enough to explain that set, so I’ll leave with any pictures I could snag. I can’t wait until they start touring with Terror (: Speaking of which! See Terror @ Chain Reaction with Champion and Like It Or Not . . . if you don’t I will take personal offense; did I mention Martin will kick your ass too? (:

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I don’t know if it is just me but I get highly annoyed with people who try to show off at shows. Honestly, I shouldn’t care, but there was one dude at Showcase last night who just caught my attention. I don’t know if he noticed or not but there was no one to impress, it was a typical sausage fest (most shows are). The girls that are there are either with their boyfriends or looking to kick some ass . . . not wanting to hook up with the guy who got the most dives off stage, or has the best drawn X’s on his hand. Really, that shit is bunk. Blah blah blah, I'm not one to complain so why start it now? If you don't like Death Threat . . . you need to be slid across a rough pavement face first.