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silverace99
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Name: Stephen
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 4/29/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Soccer, reading, computer games (duh), anime, hanging out with friends
Music: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Michelle Branch, Utada Hikaru, Eminem
Expertise: Not computer games anymore. I've deleted them all from my computer... *shudder* it's like trying to stop smoking....
Occupation: Student
Industry: Engineering
Message: message me
Member Since:
7/13/2003
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| A new website by microsoft.....check out the found porn on the bottom left corner...."real live moms" >_>
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| Great animated short.....or GREATEST animated short?!
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| Gotta fly down to San Diego on tuesday for an interview....in a software company of all things! Not my area, but I suppose I might as well.
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel
with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their
boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor
has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All
the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and
without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and
handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on
up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are
tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when
they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they
are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This
floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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| Since I'm graduating, It's time to do something about my compy. I'll sell the whole thing for $100 bucks.
What's in it:
Athlon xp cpu
fx5500 graphics card
Audigy Sound Card
Windows xp
1/2 gig of ram
usb 1.0 and 2.0 ports, 8 total
Wireless Router
Ergonomic Keyboard and Optical mouse
wrist pad
2.1 Speakers with Subwoofer
Great 19" Flat Panel Monitor!
It
won't play the latest games, But it can run Call of Duty 2 with smoke
effects on. As far as any other applications go (movies, internet, etc)
it is way more than good enough.
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