Well, apparently i'll only update this thing once every month or so at the rate i'm going.  I did however just get back from my Kentucky golf trip with my brother!  TONS OF FUN!!!  Awesome golf courses, good weather, fun times, and some not so good golf from either of us...oh well, still sunny and warmer than Michigan.

So when we got to Kentucky, we were gonna stay with my brothers old friend from college.  It took us forever to get ahold of him, but we finally did.  So, we showed up at around 10:00 Thursday night and went in.  His wife was home (Don works the late shift), and she is definitely a native Kentuckian...If only you could hear the accent in my head right now.....WOW!  So they have these two HUGE dogs - 180 lbs and 140 lbs - she's still a puppy too...

Have you ever seen Beethoven the movie?  Turner and Hooch?  Needless to say, I got slobbered on ALL OVER THE PLACE!!  It was SOOOOO nasty!  After getting slobbered on, we got to watch her feed the pet boa constricter she has....CRICKET!  That poor mouse didn't have a chance...

You bet, swallowed it whole - one of the most disturbing thngs i've ever seen.  I think next year we may spring for the hotel room and pay the extra money - I slept like 2 hours that night because I kept dreaming I was in the animal kingdom, and when I wasn't scared out of my mind, I couldn't get passed the fact that I was laying on a bed covered in dog hair, and dried doggy drool... 

The next night after golf, we took them out for dinner like we always do traditionally to say thank you for letting us stay with them.  Oh yeah, they requested the Chinese buffet....cricket, cricket, cricket.....there is NOTHING worse than a BAD chinese buffet at 9:00 p.m.  I take that back, there is one thing worse - a bad chinese buffet at 9:00 p.m.with a woman who sounds like she came straight off the beverly hill billies and who would rather talk about her 2 monstrous drooling dogs than she would about real human topics of conversation like say - the weather, politics, pop culture, movies, or even Michael Jackson's trial...o.k. - maybe not that - but you get the general idea.

Needless to say, we had an awesome time, but if I never see one of those dogs again, or have to watch a snake swallow a mouse whole - it'll be too soon...