Q Can you make me this kind of layout?
A Can you read the rules?
Q Oh, alright. Will you consider making this type of layout?
A Maybe.
Q Why won't you take requests?
A We don't have the time.
Q Will you have time tomorrow?
A No, we will never have time.
Q Why not?
A If we take one layout request, then it'd only be fair to take all the others. That can be a lot of layout requests. Plus, the requests usually suck.
Q Why are you such bitches?
A Born that way.
Q I like the layout on your current site, but not the other one's you're giving out. Can you give me this one?
A After we're done using it, sure.
Q I requested a layout, and you never made it.
A We wrote rules, and you never read them.
Q I suggested a layout, and you never made it.
A That's because the suggestion sucked.
Q What's the difference between a suggestion and a request?
A A request is a certain layout with many details that we will make exactly to how you ask for it. A suggestion is an idea of a layout, which we may or may not take, and is not given certain details.
If you read this, i congradulate you. You are one of the very few who read this or the rules. Have another question? IM or comment it.
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