Hello there my name is Jeremiah. I like to dance very girly when I play the keyboard and basically do anything really girly. I have a friend who's name is Donald but he likes to call himself Keith, he is also very girly. One time Keith lit his crotch on fire and thought he could do a girly dance to put it out but only ended up hurting himself. The second time he lit his crotch on fire he gave himself a concussion. I have a friend named Ben, his real name his Dragonslayer Benny. One time Ben played his guitar. I have a friend named Andrew, but his real name is Andrew. One time Andrew got hit by a bus and we never saw him again. I have a friend named Snape, he teaches potions at a magical school. I have a friend named Huey Lewis. One time Huey Lewis told me about a secret treasure map that led to rubies, jewels, diamonds. I have a friend named Chunk. One time Chunk said "Laserbeams" really loud and then he broke everything.