oh bother.

What year was it five years before you were born?
1986

What holiday is closest to your birthday?
Arbour day, I suppose.

What is your name if you spell it without the letters "e" "y" and "t"?
Alison.

If you named a band after your birth-month and your pet, what would it be?
July Noname (i don't have any pets =/)

Who is your 9th contact in your phone?
Alexis.

Have you had your birthday yet this year?
Nope.

Why did you go to the doctor the last time you went?
I was having trouble breathing and found out I have asthma.

How old will you be in 5 years?
22

How about in 20 years?
37

Where was the last place you went?
I was at Jake's house. : ).

Do you have a twin?
Nope.

What was the last movie you watched?
Wakko's Wish

Are you afraid of shots?
Nope.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
yellow/sandy

How many letters are in your middle name?:
8

Is your last name longer than 6 letters long?
no.

If you were in an accident, would you rather lose a hand or an ear?
An ear.

Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?
Nope.

If a gorilla and a horse had a baby, what would the new creature be called?
Perhaps a Gorse or Horilla. Or even a Serilla.

Does anyone call you baby?
Not on a regular basis.

Regular Cheetos or hot?
Neither.

How's your heart lately?
Beautiful.

Favorite fruit?
Strawberries.

Are you scared of spiders?
Not particularily. I guess they freak me out more than scare me.

Do you have a piercing?
only in my ears.

Are you pregnant?
No. Hopefully never.

If someone doesn't like you, its usually because...?
They think I'm a bitch, or all-around annoying person. It happens.

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
If its cold or raining, yes.

How long does it take for you to take a shower?
Hah. Too long.

Do you like being around a large group of friends, or two best friends?
Any number is usually good.

Ever bit someone else’s tongue?
Yeah. haha.

Whose birthday is coming up?
No one's really.

Do you like roller coasters?
Not really. I think I could get used to them.

Do you have a tattoo?
Nah.

What is wrong with you right now?
I don't know why I'm doing this when I could be playing gamecube.

What was the last movie you went to?
I don't recall.

Do you care what others think about you?
To an extent, lets get real. But even though I care a bit, it doesn't usually affect the way I act or anything really.

Do think you'll be married in 10 years?
NAH.

Are you afraid of the dark?
As long as there is music playing or a tv, no.

Do you like your life at the moment?
Yeah, everything is going just swimmingly. It's summer, duuude.

Where were you last night?
I was at Jake's house for awhile for his after-graduation family get together.

What kind of shirt are you wearing?
a tank top and a teeshirt.

How late did you stay up last night?
Not very long. Maybe like 1am.

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yeah. Wish it didn't happen, haha.

Did you ever lose a best friend?
Kind of.

What are you afraid of the most?
Death, I suppose.

When's the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Not long ago.

Do you have a crush on someone?
You could call it that.

When is your birthday?
July 30th.

What are you doing tonight?
Sleeping at Kim's house and giving Chels some moral support.

Describe life in one word:
Mysterious?

What happened at 10:00 am today?
I woke up.

.....

Super Long About Me Survey:
Bold what applies to you.

What's in a name?
My name begins with:
A-F
G-K
L-P
Q-Z
I love my name.
I hate my name.
My name is hard to pronounce.
My name is so boring.
I have a nickname.

Age:
I am over 18.
I am under 13.
I am in between the ages of 13 and 18.
I wish I was older.
I wish I was younger.
I like my age.
I know how to drive, even though I'm too young to have my license.
I drink/smoke and I'm underage.

My Appearance:
I have brown hair.
I have blond hair.
I have black hair.
I have red hair.
I have an unnatural hair color.
I've dyed my hair before.
I've gotten highlights/lowlights before.
I have curly hair.
I have straight hair.
I have wavy hair.
I have frizzy hair.
I straighten my hair every day.
I have brown eyes.
I have blue eyes.
I have gray eyes.
I have hazel eyes.
I have green eyes.
My eyes change colors.
I use color contacts.
I have glasses.
I use regular contacts.
I got laser eye surgery.
I am under 5'4.
I'm under 5 feet.
I'm over 5'4
I am over 6 feet tall.
I love my height.
I hate my height.
I am happy with the size I am.
I wish I was skinnier.
I wish I could gain some weight.
I am trying to lose weight.
I have gone on fad diets before.
I have taken diet pills and laxatives.
I have fasted/purged before.
I have/had an eating disorder.
My shoe size is above a 9.
My shoe size is under a 5.
My shoe size is normal.
Its hard for me to find shoes that fit.

Style/Makeup:
I shop at stores like Abercrombie, Holllister, and American Eagle.
I shop at Hot Topic.
I shop at stores like PacSun and Zumies.
I shop at stores like Bloomingdales and Saks.
I shop at stores like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters.
I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, and K-Mart.
I love shopping.
I hate shopping, and still wear stuff from five years ago.
I own a designer purse.
I love those oversized tote bags.
I despise skinny jeans.
I wear high-waisted jeans.
Mary-Kate Olsen is definitely my style icon.
Shoes are my life.
I live in my converses.
I love Uggs!
I absolutely cannot stand flip flops.
I get my nails done every week.
I wear perfume.
I hate pedicures.
I wear false eyelashes.
I wear a lot of makeup.
I don't wear any makeup.
I love Burt's Bees.
I wear a ton of eyeliner.
I wear lipstick.
I wear lipliner.
I feel uncomfortable when wearing mini skirts.
I wear a lot of low cut shirts that show a lot of cleavage.
High heels are sexy.
I cannot walk in high heels.
I love wedges.
I live in my jeans.
My dog is my favorite accessory.
I wear thongs and g-strings.
I prefer granny panties.
I just wear regular underwear.
I buy all my bras from Victoria's Secret.
I love Victoria's Secret's PINK line.

School:
I am in elementary school.
I am in middle school.
I am in high school.
I am in college.
I am a high school dropout.
I am homeschooled.
I go to a private school.
I go to a Catholic school.
I go to a public school.
I have skipped a grade.
I have been held back.
I am in Honors classes.
I am in A.P. classes.
I'm just in regular, college prep classes.
I want to get into an Ivy League college.
My favorite class is English.
I hate science.
I hate English.
I love math.
I am currently failing one or more of my classes.
I have straight A's.
I get A's and B's.
I get C's and D's.
My teachers are horrible, and I have no clue why they were hired.
I love my teachers.
I want to graduate now!
I wish I could stay in high school forever.
I am in band or orchestra.
I am in choir.
I'm in a lot of clubs.
I play a ton of school sports.
I'm on a Varsity or JV team.
I'm in all the school plays.
I can hardly wait to go to college.

My Friends:
I have a best friend.
I have more than one best friend.
I have a lot of acquaintances.
I don't have any friends.
My friends are crazy, but I love them.
My friends and I do a ton of stuff together.
I have a lot of guy friends.
I have had the same best friend since kindergarten.
My best friends change like I change my underwear.
My friends and I get into a lot of fights.

The Opposite Sex (or Same Sex):
I have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
I'm single.
I hook up with a ton of guys.
I've never had a boyfriend.
I'm straight.
I'm gay.
I'm bi.
I'm boy-crazy.
I've dated my friend's ex.
I'm a virgin.
I've had sex before.
I've never been kissed.
I've had an abortion before.
I was pregnant in high school.
I have/had an STD or STI.
I'm saving myself until I'm married.
I lost my virginity under the age of 13.
I love tall guys.
I would date someone shorter than me.
I focus more on looking for a guy with a good personality than a really hot guy.
I love guys with blue eyes.
Facial hair is sexy on boys.
Guys with piercings and tattoos are amazing.
I love preppy guys.
I love the nerds.
I would date someone in the army.

Family:
My parents are married.
My parents are divorced.
My parents are living together, but aren't married.
I love my parents.
I hate my parents.
I love my parents, but they annoy me a lot.
My parents are so embarrassing!
My parents are really strict.
My parents let me do whatever I want.
I tell everything to my parents.
I don't tell anything to my parents.
I have a brother.
I have a sister.
I am the oldest in the family.
I'm in the middle.
I'm the youngest in the family.
I have a brother or sister in college.
I babysit my brother or sister all the time.
I love my grandparents.
One or more of my great grandparents are alive.
I've been to a family reunion before.

Other Stuff:
I'm a grammar nazi.
I love erasers.
Chocolate is sex.
I'm pro choice.
I'm pro life.
I believe in evolution.
I believe in creation.
I'm a Democrat.
I'm a Republican.
I don't know what I am.
I love Bush.
I check my email every day.
I use MSN.
I love Facebook.
I prefer Myspace.
I hate people that TYPE LiiKE THiiS 0r Th!$ oR tHiSsSsS
I love Chinese food.
I am Buddhist.

....

Prep
[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aeropostale
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy
[ ] I wear pink 24/7
[ ] My looks are very important to me
[x] I can't live without my cell phone
[ ] My hair is always straight
[x] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot
[x] I laugh 24/7
[ ] I have a million friends
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies
[ ] I'll only date popular guys
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music
[ ] I have at least one designer bag
[ ] At least some of my myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics.
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job
[ ] I wear lots of makeup
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute
Total = four.

Emo
[ ] I cry a lot
[ ] I go to local shows
[ ] I wear black everyday
[ ] I write sad poetry
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco
[ ] I self mutilate myself
[x] I think about suicide or death often
[ ] People have told me to cheer up
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals
[ ] At least some of my myspace pics are black and white or angled
[ ] I wear many band shirts
[x] No one understands me
[1/2] I don't talk too often
[ ] I look down when I walk
[ ] I wear black eyeliner
[ ] My fingernails are black
[ ] My hair is black
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes
[ ] I love Hot Topic
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'
Total = three and half. haha.

Nerd
[ ] I have straight A's
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I always do my homework and study
[xxxxxxx] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement
[x] Computer games = Love
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] I have a bedtime
[x] I use an asthma inhaler
[ ] I carry a calculator with me
[x] I bring my lunch to school
[ ] I always follow the rules
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex
[x] I'm always on the computer
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes
[ ] I always answer every question in class right
[x] I correct people's grammar
[x] I read a lot
[ ] School is very important to me
[ ] I always stump people
Total = nine.

Rebel
[x] I always speak my mind
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit
[ ] Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
[ ] I stand up for what I think is right
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures
[ ] I always break the rules
[ ] I refuse to compromise
[ ] I'm always arguing with people
[ ] I love debate
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me
[x] If I watch a bad movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what
[ ] I laugh at compromising people
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken
Total = four.

Jock
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket
[ ] I've won many awards for my athletic ability
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys
[ ] School Spirit 100%
[ ] I'm going to college for sports
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet
[x] I eat a lot
[ ] I'm egotistical
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports
[ ] I go to lots of sports games
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing
[ ] I play/have played at least 3 different sports
Total = one.

Comedian
[ ] I'm very funny
[x] I'm always making jokes
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh
[x] I always entertain people by being funny
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith
[x] I watch comedies more than anything
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV alot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious
[x] I always imitate people
[ ] I pull lots of pranks
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after anything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[x] I mostly get along with everybody
[ ] At pep rallys, I'm the one acting crazy and silly
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around
Total = eleven.

Shy
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends
[ ] I don't talk too much
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[ ] I look down when I walk
[x] I have avoided social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet
[ ] I usually let others decide for me
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing
Total = two.

Goth
[ ] I wear all black
[ ] I don't like to be seen
[x] I'm very pale
[ ] I only listen to metal music
[x] I love creepy, weird movies
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings
[ ] I draw really weird stuff
[ ] I don't like people
[ ] I only go out during the night
[ ] I have black fingernails
[ ] I wear a long black coat
[ ] I also wear big black boots
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies
[ ] I only date other goths
[ ] I love pain
[x] People think I'm crazy
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as myself
[ ] I love to scare people
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers
[ ] People are afraid of me
Total = four.

Weirdo
[x] I talk to myself
[x] I say really random things all the time
[x] I fidget a lot
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack
[ ] People laugh at me
[ ] I walk really funny
[x] I have a very different sense of style
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes
[x] I debate stuff with myself
[ ] I hear voices
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but myself
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = seven.

Antisocial
[ ] I hate most people
[x] I prefer to be alone
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me
[ ] People are fucking idiots and I wish they'd all die
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary
[ ] I go out of my way to avoid everyone
[ ] I never greet anyone
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly
[x] I want people to think I'm a freak
[ ] I never talk
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the lonliness
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone
Total = three.

Skater
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me
[ ] I shop at Pacsun
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[x] I always play skateboarding video games
[ ] I have shaggy hair
[ ] I wear baggy pants
[ ] I wear skater shoes
[ ] I always wear hoodies
[ ] I have at skate parks 24/7
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks
[ ] Fuck school, I want to be a professional skateboarder
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years
[ ] I hang with other skaters
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans
[x] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks
Total = two.

Christian Girl/Boy
[ ] I go to church at least once a week
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consits of long skirts and button down shirts for church
[ ] I always carry a bible with me
[ ] My whole family is very religious
[ ] I've never been on a date
[x] I've never been smoked or had a beer
[ ] My beliefs are very strong
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage for sex
[ ] I wear a cross necklace
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion
[ ] I believe in God
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies
[ ] I never go out and party
[ ] I read the bible everyday
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible
[ ] I go to Sunday school
[ ] I've been to church camp
[ ] I pray every night
[ ] I sing christian songs
Total = one

Gangsta
[x] I say 'yo'
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants
[ ] Mah chainz hang low
[x] I have fun with my homies, bitches, and hoes
[ ] I'm a thug
[ ] I only listen to rap music
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol
[ ] I don't give a shit about school
[ ] I steal/have stolen before
[ ] I freestyle
[ ] I breakdance
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, bitch
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers
[ ] Tupac is still alive
[ ] I party with all my hoes
[ ] I wear a sidways baseball cap
[ ] I wear hoodies
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out
Total = two.

Bully
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me
[ ] I get in trouble all the time
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole
[ ] People have called me a bully
[ ] I have beat someone up before
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before
[ ] People are afraid of me
[ ] People know not to mess with me
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking
Total = zero

Gamer
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles
[ ] I love Final Fantasy
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games
[x] I even play a lot of computer games
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day
[ ] My thumbs are sore often
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games
[ ] All I talk about is video games
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much
[x] My grades are eh
[x gameboy is the shit dude.] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS or a Gameboy
[ ] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards
[ ] I watch X-Play
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years
[ ] I always look up video game cheats
Total = seven.

Redneck
[ ] Elvis is still alive
[ ] I hunt
[ ] I fish
[ ] I own something camouflage
[ ] I eat venison
[ ] I live in the country
[x] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat
[ ] I've rode a tractor before
[ ] My jeans are always dirty
[ ] I have a southern accent
[ ] I say y'all
[ ] Yankees can fuck off
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart
[ ] I'm kind of poor
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before
[ ] I work hard
Total = two.

Cowgirl/Cowboy
[ ] I live on a farm
[ ] I own at least 2 horses
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots
[ ] I own a cowboy hat
[ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids
[ ] I ride a tractor
[ ] I live in a small town
[ ] I've lived in Texas before
[x] I wear flannel shirts
[ ] I wear overalls
[ ] I say y'all and howdy
[ ] I have other animals on a farm
[ ] I've been in a rodeo before
[ ] I've rode a mechanical bull before
[ ] I love home cooking, country style
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I've went to horse races before
[ ] I love cowboy movies
[ ] I square dance
Total = one.

Social Butterfly
[x] I have a lot of friends
[x] I get along with everybody
[x] I enjoy talking to different people
[ ] I'm a people person
[x] I love having tons of fun
[ ] People come to me for advice
[ ] People take an instant liking to me
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome
[x] I'm not in any clique, I'm friends with people from every clique
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day
[x] I'm pretty cheerful
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people
[ ] I never want to argue with people
[ ] I love talking
[ ] I always have fun doing anything
[ ] I'm optimistic
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = seven.

Stoner
[ ] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before
[x] I always feel chill or extremely hyper
[ ] Getting high is awesome
[ ] My room smells like pot
[ ] I've got caught with drugs before
[ ] All my money goes toward buying drugs
[ ] I've sold drugs before
[ ] 4/20 rocks
[x] I'm fascinated with the color green
[ ] I own something with a pot leaf on it
[ ] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect when I smoke pot in my room
[ ] I've gone to school high before
[x] I'm a slacker
[ ] I could care less about school and my grades
[ ] I see things that aren't there sometimes
[x] I'm like 'whatever' to everything
[ ] I've skipped class to get high with friends
[ ] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame
[x] Marijuana should not be illegal
[ ] Drugs make me feel good
Total = five.

Whore
[ ] I've had at least 10 boyfriends
[ ] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know
[ ] I'm not a virgin
[ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys
[ ] I dress like a slut
[x] I'm a bitch and I know it
[ ] I use my body to get what I want
[ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before
[ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk
[ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me
[ ] I party often
[ ] I get drunk all the time
[ ] Other girls give me dirty looks alot
[ ] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before
[ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose
[ ] I have random piercing(s)
[ ] I have a tattoo
[x] Guys flirt with me all the time
[ ] I act really ditzy
[ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before
Total = two.

Slacker
[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes
[ ] I sleep past noon on weekends
[ ] I miss a lot of school
[ ] I'm late for school often
[x] I don't have a job
[ ] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV
[ ] I don't take care of myself
[ ] I've done drugs before
[x] I don't do my homework
[ ] I sleep all the time
[x] I'm bored constantly
[x] People tell me I need to try harder
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7
[x] I admit it, I slack off with everything
[ ] I do everything half-assed
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever
[ ] School is for dorks
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life
[ ] People tell me I need to get a life
[ ] They need to, not me
Total = six.

Raver
[ ] I party all the time
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass
[ ] I love nightclubs
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones
[ ] I have tons of energy
[x] I love to dance
[ ] I go out nearly every night
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs
[ ] I've DJ'd before
[ ] I've taken a party drug before
[x] I love fog machines
[x] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night
[ ] Techno music is life
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[ ] I love neon body paint
[ ] I shake my ass in clubs
[x] I've grinded before
[x] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else
Total = six.

Hippie
[x] I'm a tree hugger
[x] I want to save the earth
[x] Smoking pot is herbal and natural
[ ] I'm comfortable with nudity
[x] I have long hair
[x] I make the peace sign alot
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten
[x] I love tye dye
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before
[x] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened
[x] I love 60's music
[x] I'm always chilled out
[x] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids
[ ] I wear bell bottoms
[x] I say groovy all the time
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs
[ ] I'm a naturalist
Total = thirteen.

Goody Goody
[ ] I make really good grades
[ ] I'm teachers pet
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people
[ ] I'm nice to everybody
[ ] I act happy 24/7
[ ] I go to church
[ ] I never cuss
[x] I always say hi to everyone
[x] I dress appropriately
[ ] I want to portray a pure image
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson
[ ] I want to impress everybody
[ ] I've never been called rude
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people
[ ] I want to acheive everything
[ ] I try my hardest with everything I do
[x] I'm a kiss up to many teachers/boss
[ ] I'm in many different clubs
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurriculars
[ ] I'm very optimistic
Total = three.

Band Geek
[ ] I love band class
[ ] I play at least one instrument
[ ] I go to all my band concerts
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music
[ ] I've won awards for band
[ ] I'm in the marching band
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often
[ ] People have called me a band geek
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career
[ ] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship
[ ] Marching band is fun
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips
[ ] I like football games...for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night
[ ] I only date other people in band
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = zero

Choir Nerd
[x] I sing all the time
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol
[ ] I've been/was in choir for at least 4 years
[ ] I've won awards for choir
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before
[x] I never miss a choir concert of mine
[x] I sing every single day
[x] I know what range of voice I am (Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Bass)
[ ] I love singing duets
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship
[ ] I want to go to a music college
[ ] I watch American Idol religiously
[ ] Singing is a way of expressing myself
[ ] Choir is my favorite class
[ ] I've won All Region before
[x] I hum alot
[ ] I write down lyrics all the time
[ ] I want to be a singer
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class
Total = six.

First place - Hippie.
Second place - Comedian.
Third place - Nerd.

Instructions: This will be multiple choice. After every question write A, B, C, or D as your answer. It is best not to bold & please choose only one letter for each question! We begin!

Question 0ne.
There's a party. You:
A. Are sooooo there!
B. Are hiding in a corner at home. Must not socialize!
C. Will go if a bunch of your friends are going.
D. Are not going cuz you have nothing to wear & have no one to go with!
Letter of choice: C.

Question tw0.
Shopping?
A. The best thing, like, EVER!
B. OMG. Who said shopping? I'm gonna punch their brains out.
C. Eh, I go once in a while. When I feel like it.
D. My mom still picks out my clothes.
Letter of choice: C.

Question three.
The opposite sex?
A. I have so many crushes & boyfriends I forgot who they all are!
B. Um, I'll have a boyfriend.. if he doesn't annoy the living shit out of me.
C. Happily being single or taken =)
D. Eek! I get sooo shy.. I never get near them.
Letter of choice: B.

Question f0ur.
Your favourite thing about school:
A. Um, talking to my friends & gossiping!
B. NOTHING. The most horrid thing in the world is school.
C. Maybe a few classes.. & lunch time.
D. Learning! Must concentrate! Getting straight A's is important to me.
Letter of choice: A, C.

Question five.
My style:
A. Pink, skirts, tank tops & flip flops!
B. Black, chains, plaid & lots of eyeliner!
C. Jeans, tshirts, sneakers & hoodies.
D. Golf shirts, dress pants, black shoes & overalls.
Letter of choice: C.

Question six.
Your summer time is spent:
A. Going to the beach, hanging out with friends, tanning.
B. Sitting in my room & reading about death.
C. Going to the movies, chillin, going on the computer.
D. Reading, studying for next year, doing things with my family.
Letter of choice: C and kinda A.

Question seven.
You hate:
A. Mean people, classes, breaking up.
B. Pop music, popular people, living sometimes.
C. Annoying people, bad spelling/grammar, work.
D. Bullies, summer, fashion.
Letter of choice: A, C.

Question eight.
The music you mostly listen to:
A. Pop or hiphop.
B. Alternative, hard rock.
C. Anything. But mostly rock.
D. I don't really listen to music.
Letter of choice: C.

Question nine.
You go on Xanga to:
A. Post cute icons, make my page look good, comment on other people's sites!
B. Rant about how my life sucks. Post dark pictures.
C. Fill out surveys, talk about my life.
D. Find friends, cuz I don't really have a lot in real life.
Letter of choice: C.

Question ten.
One word to describe you:
A. Cute.
B. Dark.
C. Rad.
D. Lost.
Letter of choice: C.

Bold your result! If you have a tie, go with both! Remember, these results are not accurate, they're just for fun!

Mostly A's: you are a prep. Like, STFU, I love you! =)
Mostly B's: you are a goth. Yup, you probably hate this survey.
Mostly C's: you are a cool kid. Congratulations, you are what society defines as 'normal'. xD
Mostly D's: you are a nerd. Hmm.. that's not always a bad thing!

longest bolding survey ever.

I like gory movies
I told someone I loved them when I really didn't
I like polka-dots & stripes
I'm wearing a green shirt right now
I still listen to music on a portable CD player
I own several cassette tapes
& I still listen to them frequently
My pet is over 10 years old
I have never owned a lava lamp
I am an athlete
I write notes and random stuff on my hands and arms constantly
I fiddle with my jewelery when I get bored
I'm bored
I wear see-thru thongs
I have my own phone in my room
I take showers at night
I go to church every Sunday
My bathroom has a theme to it
I have a window in my bathroom
I live in an estate
I reside in Australia
I married an idiot
I love listening to classical music
I carry around a backpack at school
I have been to the East Coast
I need a shower
I worked out today
I sew/have sewed
I live on a farm
I think a pig would make a very good pet
I think my house is nice
My house is painted blue
I don't like men with mustaches
I smell good
I'm craving cake
I have Death Cab For Cutie's new CD Plans
I am currently sad/mad/depressed over something or somebody
I have been to my High School Reunion
I once lit my house on fire
I love scented candles
I was paid to do something in a dare that I now regret
I've stepped on a nail or thumb tack before
& I cried
I've walked on a pier before
I have ran a red light, either driving or riding in the car
Yes, I went through an NSYNC craze
I have been on the tv show TRL before
I love watching 'I Love the 80's' on VH1
I live for Ben&Jerry's ice cream
I'm greedy
I was/am my school's Student Body President
I have read a Stephen King novel before
& I liked it
I read the Sunday comics faithfully
I sing to Queen's 'We are the Champions' and 'We Will Rock You' whenever they come on the radio
I never get embarrassed in public
I blush way too easily
I love to do kareoke
I'm singing right now
I'm not comfortable AT ALL around the opposite sex
I have donated to charity before
I know someone who lost their home to Hurricaine Katrina or some other natural disaster
I've had more than one very near-death experience
I know all the words to the songs from Grease
I hate orange juice with pulp
I have seen a show on Broadway before
I have ran up and hugged a stranger, mistaking them for someone I knew
I have drooled all over my pillow before whilst in a deep slumber
I'm listening to my favourite song right now
I have/had a mood ring(s)
I have an Apple Mac
I have taken an art class in school before
I have owned a disco ball at one time or another
I can speak fluent Spanish
I've been to a roller rink and fallen flat on my butt
I can write in Japanese
I have been hospitalized for more than a month before due to a terrible injury
I would streak for 50 bucks
I have pole danced before just for fun
I know who Billy Joel is
& I love his music
I wear foundation
I have a ridiculously large purse
I have ridden a camel before
I love carnivals and fairs
I have spent the whole day at the mall and just walked around
I live/lived/visited in Germany
I love to people-watch at the airport
I don't have a favourite flower
I have seen the movie Love Actually
I have a lot of random shit hanging on the walls of my bedroom
I drink as much milk as I'm recommended to
I keep my movie ticket stubs
I'm going to go see a play or musical soon
I have visited Mount Rushmore
I have studied abroad before
I don't drink enough water
I love yogurt
I'm trying to lose weight
I HATE my toes
I'm trying to gain weight
I love the show 'True Life' on MTV
I loathe reality TV
I have a Myspace
I have taken a College Algebra math course
I love doing crafts
I can count from 1-10 in two or more different languages
I need to paint my toenails
I like the band The Postal Service
My internet homepage is my email provider's page
I never send e-mails anymore
I have a cell phone
& I don't think it's a piece of trash
I have an iPod
& a really kickass case for it, too
I put my shoes in the dryer
I own my own apartment or home
I still like the song 'Bat Country' from Avenged Sevenfold even though I've heard it about a million times
I still watch the Price is Right and Jeopardy
I've played Spin-the-Bottle
& I had to kiss this really ugly geeky kid!!
If I was a guy, I'd leave the toilet seat up too!
I love to bargain shop
I'm avoiding carbs
I could live off of breakfast cereals
I have/had a pet named something totally cliche like Spotty, Buddy, Fluffy or something similar
I wish I could be a member of the opposite sex for one day
I dislike standardized tests
I hate '90s music
I can't wear watches because I have too much electricity in my body
I just don't wear watches because I think they're ugly
I text in class or at work
I often wake up in the middle of the night and have a midnight snack
I can't WAIT for summer
It gets really hot in summer where I live
I once wore something that was 5 times too big for me in public
I have been to Canada
I live in Canada
I hate it when guys leave the toilet seat up
I have a really cool 6-CD changer stereo
I own all the cds from my favourite band
I love Hottopic
I hate Myspace
My favourite band has a 'The' in front of it
All I wear is band teeshirts
I'm a loner
I can speak another language fluently
I like Dave Matthew's Band
I practically live in my pajamas when I'm at home
I love mashed potatoes
I have seen my favourite band in concert more than twice (one of my favs)
I love string cheese
I hate The White Stripes
"Gothic" people scare me
I'm homophobic
I visit dictionary.com on a regular basis
I'm going to buy Brokeback Mountain when it comes out on video
I'm religious
I want to move out of this stupid state already
I have a certain order in which I put on my socks and shoes
I just ate dinner
I'm a morning person
I want to kill the members of Fall Out Boy, or maybe just rip out their vocal chords
I'm an Anime Nerd
& proud
I have homework to do tonight
I have a High School diploma
I'm home alone right now
I love Chinese take-out
I think sushi is disgusting
& I've never even tried it
It's raining right now
I love listening to old-school Madonna
I'm picky
I've volunteered before in my community
I'm always sore
I hate back massages
I give a mean back rub
I'm interested in acupuncture
I love foreign food
I listen to my iPod/MP3/CD player in class or in the office when I'm supposed to be paying attention or working
I fall or have fallen asleep in class
I would never wax my legs, even if you paid me
I have tried Nair before
& it hurt like hell and didn't work
I suffer from sleep apnea
Someone in my family or someone I know battled cancer and won
I have a shirt hanging in my closet that hasn't been worn for over 2 years
Snickers is my favourite candy bar
I had an imaginary friend when I was younger
I do my chores every day
My favourite soda is Dr. Pepper
Okay, this survey is going on for way too long
I know the difference between 'to' 'two' and 'too'
& when is the appropriate time to use them
I have/had birds
I have been to Hawaii before
I want to go on a Cruise
I sleep with 3 or more pillows on my bed at one time
I always read before going to bed
I am/was in Honours, or Advanced English
I passed Geometry the first time I took it
My nails are not painted
I have a song stuck in my head right now
I have watched atleast one episode of 'Friends' before
Chocolate chip pancakes are pretty much the bomb
I have no clue what IHOP is or stands for
I'm currently avoiding someone
I know morse code
Facial hair is hot!!!!!!!!!
I've been dehydrated before and passed out
I love to run
I have a crush on someone right now
& they don't even know I exist
Bolding surveys are calming
I'm listening to a sad song right now
I still use old-fashioned bar soap to wash myself in the shower
I have an electric toothbrush
I have taken professional studio photos with friends or family
I have seen Steven King's movie It
When I was younger my friends & I always used to make up dances and perform them for our family
I think I'm going deaf
I'm getting bored of this stupid survey already
I'm an accident just waiting to happen
I'm so clumsy
I have licked someone else's shoes before, for money or just because
I'm always indecisive
I have kickass bunny slippers
I need a tissue
I have watched the Disney movie Mulan before
& I loved it
I have attended a tea party before
I have seen a bear before, and it wasn't at the zoo
I have walked in on someone having sex before
The drawers on my dresser don't close all the way because they're so full
I hate my 3rd period teacher
I read Manga
I have no clue what 'Manga' is
I used to collect beanie-babies way back when
I sell or buy stuff on eBay
I have been to a museum before
I have plans tonite
I like Spongebob
Captain Hook is one of my favourite Disney villians
I hate the movie The Sound of Music
I need to charge my phone
I like elephants