here is something for yall to know!!!

2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
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>> Question 1:
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>> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>> were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>> syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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>> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
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>> Question 2:
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>> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.  Here
>> are the facts about the three candidates.
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>> Candidate A.
>> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
>> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>> martinis a day.
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>> Candidate B.
>> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>> college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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>> Candidate C.
>> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>> occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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>> Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no
>> peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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>> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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>> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
>> YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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>> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
>> someone.
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>> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..
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>> Never ! be afrai d to try something new.
>> Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
>> Professionals...built the Titanic
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>> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
>> more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
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>> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
>> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>> * 3 have done time for assault
>> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
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>> Can you guess which organization this is?
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>> Give up yet?
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>> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that
>> crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us
>> in line.