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Name: Bryan
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Birthday: 11/26/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: always coming out on top
Expertise: always coming out on top
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
1/24/2005
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| The Final Post
It appears to me that xanga is about as dead as the Jews during world war II. On this note, I think it be time for my retirement from this community. But how does one go out. Do I leave like Jordan winning the championship over the Jazz, or Jay-Z dropping the Black Album. But thusly they came back like so many come out of retirement to prove something. What more do I have to prove? I've bashed races, women, my friends, all forms of religion from Judaism, Catholicism, Mormanism, Budhism (except Baptism, the only true religion that isn't wrong). I've made fun of wars, peoples hardships. You know I even think I knocked on fags once or twice. I've gotten in some heated spats with Alex, Jeff, Gary, Phil, CJ, Hillary, Helen and Carly but sadly have never lost a battle. Much like DMX never losing a rap battle (even handing HOV his only loss). well I'll leave on a high note and walk gracefully to never return. Or so it seems, it will take a true genius to rip someone so bad or me for me to make my triumphant return (Phil and gary, the challenge lies in your hands but I expect you all will fail). As the undefeated never losing Hagenbuch that I am, I walk away Bryan 198483838901289480808408568983 the world 0. So my final goodbye, splayter
Get em’ Buck
I found my space on the top I got this rap shit locked
Best in the business
Bryan “the cobra” Hagenvick
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| The Lion and Pride is back. PSU 5-0 with no sign of slowing down
in sight. It's times like this I'm glad I live here in this
beautiful campus. Other than football season, this place reminds
me of a future with multiple questions and doubts. Anyway, Ohio
State next week, it's gonna be the craziest place on earth Saturday
Night. If we win... when we win, pandemonium will ensue.
~Boorific
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| today as I was walking this nice lady (by nice I mean hot, and by hot I
mean she wanted me like the entire western hemisphere (another
sidenote, those people on the eastern hemisphere aren't people, but
objects for our amusement and their demise by AIDS (africa) and dirty
hookers in europe who no one could ever love cause they are emotionally
dead on the inside and Asian people don't believe in the right God, but
a budhist/hindu/gay one that is fat and will never get some))walked up
to me and said, "Boy you know it is cold, I think I'll brush my fingers
through you furry man beard."
"why sure!" I said.
"I'm impressed, it is so thick and burly and not just protruding from
the neck, Why I must have it." so I did what any God-fearing
Republican would do, I shaved it off and made her a hat.
~Bryan Vick McGintis McBrudulous NeverOgiMagodi Boomeresaison Hagenbuch
Rabbit out the hat pullin Afro tricks
Afro American Afro VICK
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The dreaded debra
or a mere mortals tale of glory (both short sites to read)
This
site has a true original. a person who grows a neck beard. now I'm not
claiming to be the proprietor of the neck beard, I was the first to
wear it and multiple sexcapades have ensued. But the inventor was a man
by the name of John McRea or as many know him as Johnny "Nitrogen
Diapers" McQuinn McReable. Now this mofo told me about this new style
that will send a tingle up the ladies spine. Let me tell you, it works.
I've never had a better time in my life then when I wore that shiny
patchy clump of hair.
Gary, no neckbeard and no women like Bryan gets
Phil, attempted neckbeard at times so he's better than Gary
Ronnie, he can't get the ladies for a different reason
Gerdy, I'm sorry, I thought we were taling about landing ladies, besides he can't grow facial hair.
Seldomridge, he doesn't need the help of a neckbeard like normies
CJ, the only rival to my massive neck beard of glory
Doug, too much of a puss to keep his facial hair
Jeff, too much of a puss
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| Recent events make me feel the need to update so early. The
Atlanta Falcons aka greatness aka the next best thing since sex beat
defending NFC champion Philly Eagles. It was a hard fought
battle, but Michael Vick could not be contained rushing for nearly 70
yards. Although, my hard on for Vick could only be rivaled with
my even more raging hard on for Deangelo Hall. He covered the
second greates receiver in the game Terrell Owens all night and broke
his streak of receiving a touchdown reception in his last 7 Monday
Night Football games. My roomates and my extreme yelling was only
rivaled with shouts of Eagles fans saying, "quit rooting for Atlanta
queer." To which I reiterated that I am from Atlanta and the
inspiration for the dirty bird. The only players who are anything
like Vick are Marcus Vick, the less equiped and less packing younger
brother and M. Rob. from PSU. The cincy quarterback is the most
polar opposite from him. Thank you Phil for pointing that
out. Great game, and may the city of Atlanta sleep a little more
easily by listening to Ludacris anthems shouting the praise of Vick and
the Falcons in all of his songs.
"Can't part with the women that like the dick, refuse to cut my hair like Michael Vick."
Eric Boolander aka 1/3 Vick 1/3 Boo 1/3 Amazing and so much more
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