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Monday, October 24, 2005

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 03:26:07 GMT

The Final Post
It appears to me that xanga is about as dead as the Jews during world war II. On this note, I think it be time for my retirement from this community. But how does one go out. Do I leave like Jordan winning the championship over the Jazz, or Jay-Z dropping the Black Album. But thusly they came back like so many come out of retirement to prove something. What more do I have to prove? I've bashed races, women, my friends, all forms of religion from Judaism, Catholicism, Mormanism, Budhism (except Baptism, the only true religion that isn't wrong). I've made fun of wars, peoples hardships. You know I even think I knocked on fags once or twice. I've gotten in some heated spats with Alex, Jeff, Gary, Phil, CJ, Hillary, Helen and Carly but sadly have never lost a battle. Much like DMX never losing a rap battle (even handing HOV his only loss). well I'll leave on a high note and walk gracefully to never return. Or so it seems, it will take a true genius to rip someone so bad or me for me to make my triumphant return (Phil and gary, the challenge lies in your hands but I expect you all will fail). As the undefeated never losing Hagenbuch that I am, I walk away Bryan 198483838901289480808408568983 the world 0. So my final goodbye, splayter

Get em’ Buck

I found my space on the top I got this rap shit locked

Best in the business

Bryan “the cobra” Hagenvick

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 03:18:57 GMT

The Lion and Pride is back. PSU 5-0 with no sign of slowing down in sight. It's times like this I'm glad I live here in this beautiful campus. Other than football season, this place reminds me of a future with multiple questions and doubts. Anyway, Ohio State next week, it's gonna be the craziest place on earth Saturday Night. If we win... when we win, pandemonium will ensue.

~Boorific

Friday, September 30, 2005

Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:21:40 GMT

today as I was walking this nice lady (by nice I mean hot, and by hot I mean she wanted me like the entire western hemisphere (another sidenote, those people on the eastern hemisphere aren't people, but objects for our amusement and their demise by AIDS (africa) and dirty hookers in europe who no one could ever love cause they are emotionally dead on the inside and Asian people don't believe in the right God, but a budhist/hindu/gay one that is fat and will never get some))walked up to me and said, "Boy you know it is cold, I think I'll brush my fingers through you furry man beard."
"why sure!" I said.
"I'm impressed, it is so thick and burly and not just protruding from the neck, Why I must have it." so I did what any God-fearing Republican would do, I shaved it off and made her a hat.

~Bryan Vick McGintis McBrudulous NeverOgiMagodi Boomeresaison Hagenbuch

Rabbit out the hat pullin Afro tricks
Afro American Afro VICK

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 01:39:49 GMT

The dreaded debra
or a mere mortals tale of glory (both short sites to read)

This site has a true original. a person who grows a neck beard. now I'm not claiming to be the proprietor of the neck beard, I was the first to wear it and multiple sexcapades have ensued. But the inventor was a man by the name of John McRea or as many know him as Johnny "Nitrogen Diapers" McQuinn McReable. Now this mofo told me about this new style that will send a tingle up the ladies spine. Let me tell you, it works. I've never had a better time in my life then when I wore that shiny patchy clump of hair.

Gary, no neckbeard and no women like Bryan gets
Phil, attempted neckbeard at times so he's better than Gary
Ronnie, he can't get the ladies for a different reason
Gerdy, I'm sorry, I thought we were taling about landing ladies, besides he can't grow facial hair.
Seldomridge, he doesn't need the help of a neckbeard like normies
CJ, the only rival to my massive neck beard of glory
Doug, too much of a puss to keep his facial hair
Jeff, too much of a puss

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 04:40:18 GMT

Recent events make me feel the need to update so early. The Atlanta Falcons aka greatness aka the next best thing since sex beat defending NFC champion Philly Eagles. It was a hard fought battle, but Michael Vick could not be contained rushing for nearly 70 yards. Although, my hard on for Vick could only be rivaled with my even more raging hard on for Deangelo Hall. He covered the second greates receiver in the game Terrell Owens all night and broke his streak of receiving a touchdown reception in his last 7 Monday Night Football games. My roomates and my extreme yelling was only rivaled with shouts of Eagles fans saying, "quit rooting for Atlanta queer." To which I reiterated that I am from Atlanta and the inspiration for the dirty bird. The only players who are anything like Vick are Marcus Vick, the less equiped and less packing younger brother and M. Rob. from PSU. The cincy quarterback is the most polar opposite from him. Thank you Phil for pointing that out. Great game, and may the city of Atlanta sleep a little more easily by listening to Ludacris anthems shouting the praise of Vick and the Falcons in all of his songs.

"Can't part with the women that like the dick, refuse to cut my hair like Michael Vick."

Eric Boolander aka 1/3 Vick 1/3 Boo 1/3 Amazing and so much more

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:57:32 GMT

Actresses: Of course we know they aren't even considered real actors. Women, being less than men, just go up on screen and look pretty. If any woman sacrifices her beauty she is a shoe in for the academy award (charlize Theron in monster and Halle Berry for having a sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton) just like a retard or person with a disabilty for men (blindness Jamie Foxx, retard Tom Hanks)... So here is the top 5 for me:
5- Attack of the Jessicas. They are basically one person in three smoking bods.
a. Jessica Biehl (Blade Trinity, Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
b. Jessica "something bounced up into my undercarriage" Simpson (Dukes Of hazzard and the Talented Mr. Ripley)
c. Jessica Alba (Sin City, Idle Hands)
4 (tie)-Claire Forlani (Mallrats, The Rock, Meet Joe Black) I just love her! Her eyes appeal to me and Lacey Chabert (just a hot girl from mean Girls, but wise beyond her years in party of five, plus the voice of meg in family guy season 1)
3-Natalie Portman (Garden State, Star Wars, Heat, she is adorable and makes good movies, what more can you say) Awesome performance in Closer
2-Diane Lane: the first real actress on the list. She is an amazing woman in her 40's who is just a saving grace in a lotta films.

number one spot...
1-Catherine Zeta Jones (for Chicago, Oceans 12,Terminal, TRAFFIC!!!) she is a great actress and hot. Too bad she sleeps with old man balls (Michael Douglas)

underrated Monica Bellucci (Passion, Matrix Reloaded and Rev. and Tears of the sun) Id love to see her in more.

overrated Julia Roberts, just keep your kids at home and never work again you hooker for richard Gere

overbashed: Katie Holmes, the crooked smile warms my heart. only flaw being with Tom Cruise. Dawsons Creek she was the bomb

close call: Carmen Electra starsky and hutch with amy smart, almost enough to turn her into the top 5

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 15:56:41 GMT

I think it's time for a list:
The top 5 modern actors (in the humble opinion of me)
5. Edward Norton... being a retard in the score and primal fear, a rhino, an insomniac, and a neo-nazi, he starts the countdown.
4. Russell Crowe... He has anger issues which is cool and adds to his performance in Gladiator. Also great in L.A. Confidential, Beautiful Mind, Master and Commander (only saving grace), and The Insider.
3. Tom Hanks... he has a very diverse list of films including one of the only actors to win back to back academy awards. Forrest Gump is his best performance, but with other great acting in Saving Private Ryan, the Burb's (just a personal fav), and The Green Mile
2. Brad Pitt... though not garnished with academy awards or even nominations, his very name in a bill ensures it to be a success. He has done almost everything in his career from animation, action, drama, and comedy. Best performance easily Tyler Durden in Fight Club.
1. At no surprise by anyone who knows me...

Bruce Willis... He has been snubbed by not winning an academy award for the sixth sense, but his role as John McClane is my favorite character in the film industry. He is one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood and justly as his his films have grossed the most out of any other actor.

honorable mentions:
Nic Cage (amazing action (The Rock, Face Off) and serious roles (Adaptation)

Overrated:
Tom Cruise because he just is

Overbashed:
Vin Diesel... he is good at what he does, an enetertaining flick

Underrated:
Ryan Phillipe... very good in films like the way of the gun and cruel intentions. He needs more roles, but is a very solid actor.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:07:39 GMT

back to school, for a few classes and it seems everytime i get in a class i sit behind some people who i just want to kill. For instance, i'm in my innart class on pop culture and the media. The prof. first day says he hates Spielberg. This pleased me. But every three goshdarn seconds, he won't shut up about the man. He saying about diversity he faced as a jew... I guess it's hard to break into an industry that is about 80% jewish. And Jews look out for there own, i didn't know if you knew that, but they do. Then he's saying about how talented he is. If you hate the guy don't fantasize about him during class or just admit you get a raging hard on by the guy. But Bryan... this sounds familiar to you and Quentin Tarantino? The answer is no, I respect the guy as a writer and descent filmaker. For instance, Pulp Fiction, great movie, in my personal top ten. Reservoir Dogs great writing, and Kill Bill is a fun movie to watch. Kill Bill lacked good dialogue (his homage to spaghetti westerns and he couldn't use normal tarantino dialogue?) Jackie Brown licked my dogs ovaries. But Roger Avary still helped him on his best film pulp by coming up with some of the stories, so he can't even take full credit for that film. I just think he is overrated and am sick of every college student saying how he is the greatest. Just setting up my view before someone throws that in my face. Back to class, then there were these three people sitting in front of Doug and myself. There was one heavy girl with glasses, a skinny girl with short fairy hair, and a male with gel in his hair and a nice ensemble crafted from his local American Eagle/Gap/Abercrombie/anything trendy for a day store. right away I judged them and thought fags... two dykes and a raging queer who prolly has aids from his boyfriend leroy or something. I judged them... I admit that, not the right thing to do. but it turns out i was right. like always, my judgements were correct. The dyky looking girl kissed the heavyset one on the shoulder, they all put on fruitty smelling lotion, and when the prof. talked about open homosexuality in the media, the dyky girl pointed to abercrombie and said, just like you. He giggled and gave her a playful push. I hate it when I'm right. I guess the moral is when you judge people like i do, you'd better be right, it's alright as long as you're right, but God help you if you are wrong.

Allow me to reintroduce myself... my name is HOV
you think this is a game aargh aargh aargh
WU-TANG

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Wed, 11 May 2005 17:53:13 GMT

"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" was a crazy sick movie, good though. Johnny Depp's acting job was porbably the best of his career that I've seen. I also finally saw "Braveheart" for the first time. Great movie! Also, Gary Derr backs out on bets because he is a Derr and always loses.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Tue, 03 May 2005 21:19:52 GMT

I caught sight of the most gorgeous person today. They glanced up at me while I was washing my face. "Hello..." I questioned in my deep raspy voice. "Come by here often?"
"Hmmm....hmmm," they giggled. "You're cute!"
"I know! I look good, come see how good I look!" I shouted with all my lung capacity. Suddenly a person came out of the bathroom stall behind the sinks. My face turned red as I said, "Don't act like you're not impressed!" I walked away with dignity. "I'll see you later," i said to myself in the mirror as I exited the bathroom.