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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:04:05 GMT

supp, brohesif

dude!!!!!

that was so weird.....

Friday, August 11, 2006

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 17:19:23 GMT

this would suck...

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:10:14 GMT

here are sum funny stuff................

there it is.....the truth.....

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:14:40 GMT

Girlfriend Gets Revenge

please, don't ever do this to me....

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 19:31:46 GMT

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:33:52 GMT

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:32:53 GMT

It's wondrous what a hug can do.
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love You so"
Or, "I hate to see you go."
A hug is "Welcome back again,"
And "Great to see you! Where've you been?"
A hug can soothe a small child's pain,
And bring a rainbow after rain.
The hug, there's just no doubt about it---
We scarcely could survive without it!
A hug delights and warms and charms,
It must be why God Gave us arms.
Hugs are great for fathers and mothers,
Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers;
And chances are your favorite aunts
Love them more than potted plants.
Kittens crave them, puppies love them;
Heads of states are not above them.
A hug can break the language barrier,
And make travel so much merrier.
No need to fret about your store of 'em;
The more you give, the more there's more of em.
So stretch those arms without delay
And give someone a hug today!

Monday, July 31, 2006

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 17:27:25 GMT

this is for people like ashlea..

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

this is sum funny stuff..

Friday, July 28, 2006

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 19:23:37 GMT

got nuttin to say so...

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 20:43:16 GMT

im kicking butt on my game but i've gone to the super bowl 2 times.

(and if you read this, comment about what i said)