a few days ago, a guy in my english class said, "oh, i was gonna bring in something today. see, i was at some kinda place and they were giving out free condoms. then, i saw these people and i wanted their autograph so i asked them if they could sign my condom." -.- hahas and my friend was telling me about some kid in her spanish class cleaning his shoes everyday. she said that he'd take out a spray can to clean his shoe, his lint cleaner and some kinda clorox cleaning pen and start cleaning his stuff oO in MY spanish class, there's this guy (who's also in my math class now) and he's "unique." he'd sit in his chair and hang his head upside down on the ground and look up. you could see the red stuff on the eyeballs and i know he does that on purpose! anyway, last week, he couldn't open his gym lock so christine took it to try. then priam tried and i tried but the guy took it back from me. so after class, i thought i knew how to open it so i tried again. all of the sudden, he jumped out of his seat and grabbed it from it. i got so scared. just yesterday, he was telling me he had brought his math textbook to school bc math used to be 1st for him and he had a free period 2nd so he would do hw there but now, he has math 4th but it doesn't matter 'cause he'll just do the homework on the bus. i was about to say, "oh, how smart" when all of the sudden, he screamed and pretended to almost hit my face with his math textbook! @_@ i got so scared i yelled back.

oh oh oh i think i insulted one of my erica's friends. see, i was walking to my bus with three other ppl and priam was telling me about how her babysitter had babysat her and "this guy." she said, "hmm, but i don't think he remembers me now." so i said, "you want me to find out?" she said, "sure." i thought she was talking about erica's friend, dennis so i asked me, "when you were younger, did you have a babysitter?" he gave me a strange look and everybody around me started laughing. priam said, "valinda! not THAT guy!" hahas, i turned around to apologize, saying, "sorry, it wasn't an insult or anything. i wasn't saying that you looked old or uhh immature or anything. i didn't mean it that way!" on the line at the ghetto truck, priam kept daring me to "ask another stranger if he had a babysitter when they were younger." then just yesterday, i apologized to dennis again, repeating what i said on thursday. this time, he said, "well, i DID have a babysitter when i was little." i grinned and said to priam, "SEE? i'm not that crazy!"

last week, i told my mom that today was the moon festival. the advertisements said so! how was i supposed to know?? i don't normally carry the lunar calendar with me everywhere! so yesterday, she rushed to buy some moon cakes and when she got home, she yelled out, "can you come out here for a minute??" then she said, "hey, the moon cake festival's not tomorrow! what were you talking about??" i looked at the lunar calendar and realized that it was NEXT month -.-