| rockford fire vs. faith christian's bball game was last night. . . the final score was like 61 to 59!!!!! yeah it was a great game!!! congrats guyz! ya'll played pretty well!!!
so. . . . i thought it was about time that i update ya'll on my life since u haven't heard from me now in what?. . . 2 weeks?! wow! i bet ya'll thought i was dead!!! haha. so. . . . about two weeks ago we started back to hallstrom and monday we started back to grace. it was great seeing everyone again, but very sad not having hallie or morgan there. . . i miss u guyz!!! pleez come back! *sniff sniff* well, now that we've started back to school, this does, however, mean that i am now going to be buried in homework, and though i'm sure you all will miss me, it also means that i probably won't be online as much. lol i'd love to hear from u guyz though, so feel free to call me whenever. . . .
did u know that 15 minutes of laughter a day helps you stay in shape and stay over-all healthier??? yeah really! so ne wayz, i've decided to start putting something funny in each of my posts, n maybe if u read really slow u'll get ur 15 minutes of laughter in. . . unless u like have a really dry sence of humor, then i guess ur hopeless. lol
i know chris already put a version of this one on his site, but i found another one with more added to it, so i decided to repost it . . . :)
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 2 - what to do in an elevator 
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
hehehe!!! i know that was a really long post, so for those of u who made it to the end heres a hug . . . . now give urselves a big pat on the back and leave me some commentz!! lol luv ya'll ~StInA |