If you would like to come see Fiddler at New Theatre you should get tickets soon, the director told us that they would be sold out by Sunay...and in a week from today. The show runs June 22nd-August 27th.
I saw Fast and the Furious today. I'm really glad that my dad payed for my ticket (sorry, I know it's father's day, but he's loaded, he can buy his own movie ticket...and mine...). It was really funny to see guys that basically just wanted to see who had a bigger penis duke it out every 30 seconds. It got me all riled up for a while and I was like, "dude, street racing is so manly and cool." and that made me horny...but then I realized, you can apply this concept to any competetive venue. I thought musical theatre would be funny:
The Flat and the Phony
"Hey hotshot! So you think you know Sondheim?"
"That F sharp you sang in 'Giants in the Sky' was a little flat, bitch!"
or dance?
The Fouette and the Tights
"You should work on your turn-out, pussy!"
"You should go back to Madam Melba's Barre, bitch!"
or aquariums?
The Fishy and the Filtered
"Hey hotshot! You think you can handle a nano reef?"
"You should take care of that algae bloom, bitch!"
or violinists?
The Fast and the Furious: Suzuki Spicatto
"Hey hotshot! So you think you can handle Simphonie Espanole?"
"I think your bow needs a little rosin, bitch!"
I could go on, but I'm sure you're getting bored. love you.
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