Well, one of my worst fears was confirmed yesterday- one of my kids at work found me on Xanga! Hey shika, if you're reading this, I'm talking about you. This has led me to the decision to go protected. This means my loyal non-xanga membership will finally have to buck up and become members if you want access to the real juicy posts. Of course stuff like my voter recs will still be public information because damn, the public needs to know. So if you want to be under sugabooty's protection just let me know. I'm putting anyone that already subscribes on the list unless you haven't updated in three years in which case I'm assuming you're dead.
Shika, I'm not putting you on the protected list so don't even ask me. I mean, you can ask me but just know that I'm gonna say no, even though you're a great kid and totally rock at playing shoots and ladders.

Uh...
I've never heard of buttcrack fungus. I guess your
"friend" could try an over the counter anti-fungal
cream.

--- xxxxx@aol.com wrote:

> Hey nurse,
> This is kind of embarassing, but what do you know
> about buttcrack
> fungus? Just, I have a friend who has this problem,
> so that's why I'm
> asking.
> -Jxxx