Your Beauty lies in Contradiction. Controversial, unpredictable, and never what anyone expects. You appearance and your personality are two opposite things. Even your appearance sends different signals to different people. To some you may look innocent and sweet, to others you look mysterious and intimidating at the same time. No one ever knows what to expect with you. You are a little bit of everything all mixed together. You can be watching the football game with the guys one minute and the next out shopping at the mall. You seem to be almost a different person every time you meet someone, but at the same time you know exactly who you are and there is always that one thing that makes you you. You enjoy keeping people guessing and people love how completely unpredictable you are.
Some Things That Represent You:
Element: Fire, Water Animal: Chameleon Color: Dark Tones, Light Tones Song: Everything by Alanis Morriesette Expression: Half-smile
Gemstone: Opal Mythological Creature: Gryphon, Half-breeds Planet: Mars Hair Color: Red Eye Color: Brown
(and for those of you who dunno what a gryphon is (me))...
(hmm...looks like a hippogriff...griffon..griffin...griffindor...hmmm...)
mm...hey ppl..im bored to death..school's startin in two weeks..i can't believe it..where'd my summer go? yeah i went to the states but it feels like years ago...time is definately playing tricks on me..i hate routine...and lack of it too..so messed..i feel so cut off from everyone..isolated..desolate..yeah we all know the synonyms..im dreading the start of school for the first time in my life.. usually im like..yay! summer vaca! but by the end of two months im begging for some human contact and can't wait for school to start..but now its like a totally different story..as soon as school starts..several things that im definately not ready for are hovering like dark storm clouds just on the edge of my horizon...yup..figurative language..heheh..im so lame..ok..volleyball tryouts...the pressures on ..not the least from miss im going to volleyball camp karen either..heheh..yeah..i love that game..and i reallyreallyreally wanna get on the team...like..a team that doesn't have a '2' on the end..yeah? what's really discouraging is that the coaches still STILL don't think i can bump...at least last time they saw me do it...sigh....can't even bump? please...sure im not that great but .....eck...then there's chinese....i don even know...CL4...sigh..i been workin my butt off this summer..reading all these chinese novels..they're really weird..but hey..i even watched all my favorite movies in chinese..*craziness~~* and im writing lil chinese essays and stuff..but to be honest...i don see no difference..its like..how can you tell if you're improving anyway??? ack..u guys don wanna hear this...probably why i dont update much anyways...who cares...lil details of my sad lame life...okok..and im evicted from my room cuz a whole stream of family friends and relatives came over so guess who gets kicked out? so i don't even have my own retreat..i would go find somewhere outside...maybe a nice treetop somewhere..but its mosquitoville out there..and all the trees in our compound are like pathetic lollipops...sigh...aghh...ok u know what? who cares..im outta here..bibi peeps...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sear's hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Gee but that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But its "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (One would hope.)
On most Christmas tree lights it says "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what...?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
yup..srry for copying u ali..but i had to know...and well...im worth more hahaha!!! course i have like..zero intelligence...sighh....guess it's my..*ahem* good looks that gets me through life eh? yuppers...im a sad sad person....sigh...
