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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

  • Defective Personality Test, kehe

    Your Score: Schoolyard Bully

    You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

    You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions rather than by a steering wheel, because human beings don't have those. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. In school, you may have been the kid who stuffed the short kid into lockers, or who distributed swirlies to anyone who scored higher than a B on the science quiz. I wouldn't be surprised if you think the word "faggot" is the greatest insult known to man. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most schoolyard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. Either that or you are just really hungry and need lunch money. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size! But not me. I'm a midget, I swear.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

    3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Haughty Intellectual. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Bitch-Slap, the Capitalist Pig, and the Class Clown.

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    If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

    The other personality types:

    The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

    The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

    The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

    The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

    The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

  • Scarcity.

    So I have friends who were campaigning for Obama. I have friends who are reading a different Kurt Vonegut novel every day. I have friends who are competing in international athletic competions representing their entire country. And what have I been doing these past two years? Absolutely nothing. I have been sitting on my lazy ass, reminiscing on some fragmented memories that I no longer am certain even happened, atleast not in the way I remember them, and I have been avoiding school work at all cost. I drink too much soda, my teeth are starting to rot. I don't listen to the little Gepetto in my head. The least I could do is get my driver's license. Couldn't even get off my lazy bottom, get out of my lazy brain to do that. What is going to become of me?

     We just got our yearbooks yesterday. Something more to remind me of how time is ticking past me.

Monday, November 27, 2006

  • I love No Doubt. You should all listen to Return of Saturn. One of the best CD's ever. And Ben Jelen. I love these little smilies they seriously make my day. Anywho, don't listen to Nirvana. Stupidest band I've ever heard.
    And it's stupid
    And contageous
    Hey
    Hey

    thank you. actual lyrics. good self-analysis, eh.
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind ? COME ON
    And that leads into the chorus. of screaming incoherent words.
    just plain awesome. haha

    <3 sim




Sunday, July 23, 2006

  • as Diana blatantly put it, it is the renaissance of this site. i unfortunately just discovered what everyone warned me about ages ago, that if you are one of those people who need ranting-space, myspace blogs suck. nobody reads them. and i want everyone to feel as distressed as i do. if i'm going down you're all going down with me.

    here is a list of the ever-stimulating  things I've done this week:

    1- walked my dog. ha- totally didn't see that one coming did'ya? yeah, just about everyone in my neighborhood who i never talk to but i recently decided to strike a conversation with now knows me as the dog-walking girl. we even walked in a DRIZZLE on friday (unheard of!) people literally slowed their cars down to take a look at us, because apparently a dog being walked in a drizzle is an unseen sight.

    2- i pulled out all of the weeds in our lawn. it only took about an hour, and it led me to the fascinating discovery that i am completely out of shape as my legs are still sore.

    3- i read an article in my dad's business magazine that their planning on banning transfats in chicago and shortly after i read it on isbe''s xanga. mcdonald's and burgerking are already doing all sorts of experiments trying to keep the yummy tasting fries but excluding the let's die from clogged arteries factor. my opinion? welcome to the age of paranoia.

    4- today, or rather yesterday as its now 2 in the morning, i went a la plage avec ma copine et maintenant je suis a sa maison pour un sleep-over boum. hahaha, i tried my best, i ought to get some props. in fact, im probably really pissing her off right now typing so loud and obnoxiously on her keyboard when she is only several feet away and buried under an emormous blanket, that being her own conscious decision- or really half conscious cuz we've both pretty much been half a sleep since we got here.

    5- i watched gone with the wind for the VERY FIRST TIME! i'm truly becoming an american finally. i mean who the fuck besides me hasn't seen gone with the wind until today (yesterday)? is that not impressive? this is where you reply, "frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." aha aha aha.

    some noteworthy mumbojumbo i would like to add-

     

     

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