mychemicalromance_layouts
sumtimes_i_think_ill_die_alone
read my profile
sign my guestbook

Visit sumtimes_i_think_ill_die_alone's Xanga Site!

Country: United States
State: Virginia
Metro: Fairfax County
Birthday: 6/18/1992
Gender: Female


Message: message me


Member Since: 9/18/2005

SubscriptionsSites I Read
ethanscool666
heartless_lyts
UserNameHere
Dancingrl2892
VeRyCuTe_LaYoUtZ_4yOu
RawkAun_Layoutz
haute___layouts
beckie2882
Pauloh91
exposedlayouts
uhoh_oreo_allert
superboo98
BlackGuiTaR201
MyChemicalRomance_Layouts
xx666_RockOn_Layoutsxx
x_vintagelayouts
tragicXwhore_LAYOUTSx
L337_layouts
jayjaythejenplane
tHeMaNoHoLiC

Posting Calendar

|<< oldest | newest >>|
view all weblog archives

Get Involved!

Suggest a link

Recommend to friend

Create a site


Saturday, March 25, 2006

[Infatuation]
infatuation is a [strange] thing. a [bony] creature. thin with feeding on itself. it is [addicted] not to its subject but to its own [vain hunger]. and it needs but a pretty face to fuel its [rampant] imagination. humid couch. sweaty palms. fleshy carpets [ablaze with conquest]. but when conquering is complete the blood leaves its limbs and it becomes [disenchanted] to the point of [disgust] with its subject. who sits then like a hollow tree trunk emptied of its [precious cargo] and left to fade. a seed relieved of its transparent husk to dissolve finally on a [rough] and [impatient] tounge.


WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. DO NOT PUNCTURE, INCINERATE OR CRUSH AS CONTENTS MAY BURST. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. AVOID THE EYES. DO NOT USE NEAR FIRE, FLAME OR SPARKS. DO NOT EXPOSE TO TEMPERATURES HIGHER THAN 49 C. DO NOT INGEST. INTENTUIONAL MISUSE BY DELIBERATELY CONCENTRATING AND INHALING THE CONTENTS CAN BE HARMFUL OR FATAL. ONLY USE AS DIRECTED.


Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Movies:



TV Shows:


Image hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com


TasteePaste: hey
donutlvr777: hey
TasteePaste: what r we supposed to have on the page across frum hypothermia
TasteePaste: and that has the vocab words
TasteePaste: i cut it out and glued it
TasteePaste: and now i cant remember
donutlvr777: OMG
donutlvr777: DO IT YOURSELF
donutlvr777: LIKE TEN PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME THAT TODAY
donutlvr777: AND I STILL DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER
TasteePaste: ............. manperiod?
donutlvr777: no
TasteePaste: yes
donutlvr777: pissed off
TasteePaste: manperiod
donutlvr777: no
donutlvr777: anger issues
TasteePaste: mmc
donutlvr777: no
TasteePaste: manly menstual cycle
TasteePaste: unless ur on menopause
donutlvr777: no
TasteePaste: MENopause
TasteePaste: thats when ur a bitch all the time
donutlvr777: stop
donutlvr777: no
donutlvr777: i just get pissed off REALLY easily
TasteePaste: .........
TasteePaste: sounds like a syndrom to me
donutlvr777: well
donutlvr777: its not a man period

TasteePaste: sure
donutlvr777: i just want to beat the shit out of everything sometimes
TasteePaste: .....
TasteePaste: period
donutlvr777: no blood is gushing out of my dick
donutlvr777: if it was
donutlvr777: i'd have a REAL problem
TasteePaste: OMG
TasteePaste: ew
TasteePaste: lol


Monday, January 16, 2006

Did u kno that:
94% of men lie about their penis size
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large comdoms
The average man is 5 inches long when erect
80% of American men are circumsized
No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time
There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, and/or nose size
Only 16% of men shave their privates
An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong sized bra
60% of women have had breast implants
75% of women dont like oral sex
95% of women shave their privates
Masturbation is healthy for both men and women
70% of highschoolers have had sex before they graduate
27% loose their virginity senior prom night
Only 3% wait until marriage
95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating, but only 10% of women feel this way
Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles
It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.
Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tones your physic
lThe best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are



Next 5 >>