cheer up, buttercup...

whit

I stole this from my sister. I, too, did the "(Your name) needs" thing with google. This is what I got.

1. Whitney needs some help--and a new wigmaker. Is it just me, or did her wigs look way better five years ago?

2.Whitney needs to realize that it's not the baby's fault and start acting like a decent human being, even if she can't feel like a mother.

3.Whitney needs to avoid being a chart-topper's run-down of the tediously hip.

4.Whitney needs to be tested immediately for sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, and pregnancy.

5.Whitney needs to pick up a Bible and put down the junk!

6.Whitney needs to eat shit and die.

7.Whitney needs to stop wearing those visors, they drive me insane. The hair over the top? So Big 80's.

8.Whitney needs some crack. Badly!

         - or- Whitney needs her nose candy.

9.Whitney needs astroglide.

10.Whitney Needs To Remember When Driving A Stick:
     1. The car will not move forward if it is in neutral.
     2. The car can not be put into gear if you do not have the clutch in.
     3. If you are at a standstill, and you put the car in third instead of first, it will stall.

Too right you are....

Holla.

whit