| anybody under the age of 14 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the nineties just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!". You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air". You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House". You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps". You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You danced to "wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.) You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the red* Ranger were meant to be together. To the last sentence you said.....hey...Tommy was the green* ranger!!!! *later to be white. When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being tommy. You remember when super nintendos became popular. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders". "I've fallen and I can't get up". You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. You got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide. You wore socks over leggings scrunched down. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell". You played and or collected "Pogs". You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere. You watched the original Ninja Turtles. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said.You thought Brain woud finally take over the world. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!". You remember when everyone went slinky crazy. When we were younger: Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Sidekicks & iPods. Before MIKE JONES Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. bill-nye the science guy. Mr. Rogers. gulah gulah island. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. act like you didn't watch afro-king BOB ROSS paint happy trees on T.V. DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT??? smud and yak back. skip it and bop it. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much? Your a 90's kid when you read this and smiled and laughed at least 5 of these.
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