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Name: Ike
Birthday: 10/23/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: I LOVE GOD, and i love that his will is for all of us as Christians is to worship him through worship and through spreading his good news espeacially to the nations. DO SOMETHING don't sit there. Wether you are praying for missionaries, sending them or supporting them, or you are one yourself do something because if you are all worried about Jesus Christ comming back soon well it won't happen until every tribe tounge and nation has at least had the opurtunity to hear the gospel.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Research
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AIM:  studd1023
Member Since:
10/24/2004
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| the drive home As one is leaving a ceartin place and and in the process of arriving at another many things occur that we do not see. On this particular trip today I took notice of many things, and as I sit here in the computer lab at school trying not to focus on the noise protruding from the guy whose headphones aparently double as speakers and on top of that he is on the phone, I will attempt to recount the events happening outside my slightyly dented honda,
#1 the old man in the ford. This wonderfully aged man drving an equally old truck was found by me at an intersection where many of our characters will join us today but he inparticulary caught my eye because he was drinking what I can only assume was coffee in a thermos and attempting to decipher a map to which the destination is unkown. This elderly fellow caught my attention for two reasons one is that his truck had to have been six different shades of dirty while the windows and anything metal reflected the sun like a well pollished mirror, the other reason being that when the light turned green he did not go, as his attentiong was placed upon the previously mentioned map, which upset the people behind him including me at first but only until I realized that he was just trying to find his way around. the old man pressed down his gas pedal and asside from the wafting aroma of exaust the last interaction the old man and I had was a well placed finger coming from the driver side window of his old beat-up ford.
#2 The angry lady and the cowering son. My next interation by best definition was with a lexus that was driving behind be to witch my occasional attention was served. A heavy set woman and a boy of whom I can only assume was his son because of the large amount of resemblace between the two and also because no woman would yell at a young boy the way this woman was yelling at the boy unless he was her son. Now what the boy did I do not know and wether he deserved his verbal lashing I suppose is up to his mother. I first noticed this Irate lady lashing her son with adjectives and verbs unmentionable by most when I looked in my rear view mirror while questioning wether or not to switch lanes, due to curriosity I did not switch, my attention was payed to these to as the womans face grew red and the boys face sunk down to a position that if held to long could give one serious neck problems. I attempted to read her lips and continually keep my eye on the road but could ony make out parts of the one-sided conversation. Unfortunately the woman turned off into a gated community and was no longer behind me, I was left to worry for the boy and ask God to bring him comfort or correction dependeing on the outcome of the conversation. #3 The one with the shiny red break light. My last road-warrior was one of snail like pace and a led foot but just the wrong pedal. I came up upon the crown royal on a county road just outside of cave springs and can only assume that this woman was lost out of her mind.Stopping at ever street wether it was a stop sign a stop light or no stop at all and each for a good two minutes. At each juncture in our journey she would but on her left hand signal then her right and then would Inconsequentially go straght. After she did this at several streets where by law we were not required to stop she turned or should I say half-way turned into a drive way and decided to reverse and turn around. Well while I am waiting for grand-ma time to complete here seven point turn I heard a procession of car horns that would have easily accetuated beethoven's requiem and noticed behind me that what I can only guess was the entire population of cave-springs on the road jammed up by our afformentioned senior citizen of the year. I quietly watied for her to comlete whatever task it was she was trying to do and commented in my mind that perhaps if she had raised the seat higher she would be able to see. After she finished I and all of cave springs continued on our merry way and I finally reached school again. Next time when you are driving or rididng in your/a car take a look around ( while observing the rules of the road) and see what fun adventures you can find. | | |
| He is trustworthy but am I?God is the most trustworhty being on earth yet I find myself continually not trusting him enough. Why is it that I can't trust God? I however am probally the least trustworthy being on earth and yet here I am with things God has entrusted to me. I am confused. later days from the mind of Isaac Ike | | |
| Adonai-ZedekI named this entry after one of my new favorite bible names. this oddly small character in the story where the Israelites are carried through to victory by the Lord's grace and Joshua's simple prayer that the sun would stand still.
Anyway back to Adonai-Zedek his name simply means My Lord is righteous
and I just wanted to mention that. My Lord is righteous. He truly is. Here I am at a small school in the middle of no where and God has just been teaching me left and right. Whether he is teaching me to trust that he will come up with the funds for me to go here or wether it is patience with my fellow class mates. Or perhaps trust that my car will begin to run again. All of these things have become lessons to me already in the last four days here.
God bless all of you
I will write more later
Ike
I Corinthians 15:10
James 4:6
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| so Im not sure anyone reads this anymore but I don't care
I am at a ver vulnerable point in life now a days because school college mind you starts soon and I have no Idea how I am going to pay for it much less what I am going to acctually do with my life when I am done. Some times I just want to pack up everything I have and take off and go somewhere. where you may ask well hell if I know
whatever no one reads this so its like talking to myself in text form
later days from the mind of isaac
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| top ways to tick people offI just found these online and they are pretty funny
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your
chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their
answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." | | |
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