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Relatives

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 20:23:13 GMT

Dude...I have asian cousins. Seriously. Hell, the only cousins I knew about were white chicks. Yeah, so I just found out I had asian cousins today when my aunt sent a christmas card to us with pictures...oh and she sent me a little note about coming to see me. -shrug- It'd be the first time I met her. -nod- Well...it'd be the first time I remember meeting her. xD

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:56:09 GMT

Well, I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas or whatever holiday they celebrate. ^.^ Hope you all got what you wanted and or needed. :)

Now, to list what I got...from all three of my Christmas'. xD I got: 'Pirates' [1 & 2], 'I Am Sam', 'Rent', 'Blow', 'From Hell'; got Hinder: Extreme Behaviour. I got a bunch of superman stuff, of course. Got a towel [with washcloth], a t-shirt, a snuggle buddy [stuff him with a pillow and snuggle with him], two dolls, a mini-locker thing filled with candy, a ball filled with the same candy, a bag [with the logo on the front], and a superman tin of popcorn [three flavours; yum!]. [That just covers the superman stuff. ;)] Other than that, I got a two sweat shirts, some socks, and a M&Ms mug with M&Ms inside.

So, it was a good Christmas. I didn't get everything I wanted, but I got something. And then again, it's not about what you get it's about the time you share with the people you love. ^.^

Well, I'm headed off to sleep.

Merry Christmas

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 15:15:33 GMT

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all enjoy the holiday with your family and loved ones!

Happy New Year as well. I hope you all stay safe and don't do anything you'll regret later! ^.^

Abbott and Costello

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:16:07 GMT

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:
???????????

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOT T: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

???????? (A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START".............

A.I.

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 18:50:25 GMT

I don't know about you guys...but I'm actually kind of looking forward to the next season of American Idol. lol. Yeah, I know...it's gay. xDDD

Ugh!

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:07:15 GMT

I hate foreign doctors. I don't understand a single word they say! D:

Christmas Questions

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:05:03 GMT

This is fun to do! Change all the answers (only if you have time) and send it
to your friends and also send it back to me as well. Ahhhhh the memories.

1. Eggnog or Hot Chocolate? Hot chocolate by all means, you can have it all year long!

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? He just puts 'em under the tree. He makes me do the wrapping. :(

3. Colored lights on tree or white? Coloured lights. It's no fun using white lights.

4. Do you hang mistletoe? Not yet. When I get my own place...there'll be mistletoe all year long.

5. When do you put your decorations up? Usually after Thanksgiving...but it's been weird around here. So, there are none up.

6. What is your favorite Christmas dish (excluding dessert)? Ham~

7. Favorite Christmas memory as a child? Getting one of those little toy car things you can ride in and riding it around the Christmas tree.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? What ever do you mean?? Santa is real!!!

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Yes, has been a family tradition for as long as I can remember.

10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? Lights first, then tinsel, and then the ornaments, that is when we put up a tree.

11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? Love it! Just don't like the cold! >.<

12. Can you ice skate? Not unless someone feels like dying. xD

13. Do you remember your favorite gift? Anything with a big red and yellow S on it. ^.^

14. What's the most important thing about Christmas for you? Being with family...without arguements and stuff.

15. What is your favorite Christmas Dessert? Fudge~

16. What is your favorite Christmas tradition? -shrug-

17. What tops your tree? It used to be my uncle's angel thing...but he moved out.

18. What is your favorite Christmas Song? Christmas Shoes by NewSong.

19. Do you buy your pets a gift? Of course they have to get gifts also.

20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? Depends on the Candy Cane.

21. What are you asking Santa for this year? My girlfriend.

I'm Sorry Ladies...But This is too Funny! (Found this on MySpace)

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 18:38:43 GMT

This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said," That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that b*tch knows I'm smarter than her.

Late Night

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:49:11 GMT

Okay...here it is almost four in the morning and I've had only about two hours of sleep. I think I'm just nervous for what's supposed to happen today. I might say something wrong, do something wrong, look at something wrong in the wrong way. Know what I mean? Just basic fears/worries.

Hayes Hamburgers

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 17:43:32 GMT

Went to the smoke shop earlier to buy a lighter since I was using the grill matches. >.> ... <.< Oh well. Decided I would stop off at Hayes Hamburger and solve my hunger problem. Good stuff. If you haven't gone, you should go and try their food. It's the burger place on the corner of Antioch and Vivion, across the street from Sunfresh and next to the Kryger(?) Glass place. It's a little pricey, but it's hella good. ^.^