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So I haven't done this in forever....I guess I probably should start again.  Needless to say I have been one busy mofo, what with all the papers, water polo, and crazy nights I do believe I'm getting my money's worth.  It does kind of suck though, this weekend is a long weekend and I would have liked to have gone home for it.  However, me being without a car until next semester and no one else going home that lives remotely close to me, I get to stay here and not visit all the people back home that I really want to see.  But I guess I can't have everything I want, on a better note I went to Outback Steakhouse last nigh and had my first steak in like three months.  All I have to say is wow...................college food doesn't hold a candle compared to that it was heaven. 

The Funniest Thing Done By Drunk Person

Okay, I was at this house party last weekend and it was probably two in the morning but the party is still hopping.  Anyway, me and a couple of my friends were sitting in the kitchen talking when we here this huge thumping noise.  We turn and look to see this guy picking himself up from falling down the stairs,  He stands up and we see that he is wearing huge rain boots, a pair of spiderman boxers, and a Hooters t-shirt.  He is also carrying a football which he holds up towards us and says, "this party sucks, lets go play some footbaaaaaalllllll".  He proceeds to run towards the back door, however he totally misses the door and runs into the wall right next to it.  He bounces off and tried again running into the wall on the other side, he bounces off and tried one more time, this time he charged at the door and ran right through the screen door, tripped and collapsed on the porch were he proceeded to pass out.

The Quote of the Week

 The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm. 

So it's been a week since I last wrote something, but them again I have been so busy.  But today it was nice and easy, it rained all day so the ground was all slippery so we went mud slidding.  Then we went poster shopping cause there was a big poster sale. I got some awesome ones, ones that really give my room character.  Plus I met somebody who has an extra guitar, and will let me play it and play with me.  You see I didn't bring my guitar to school so I was going through withdrawl, but now that I found this guy I am much better. I never realized how much of a calming force guitar is for me, but wow...it helps so much.

The Funniest Thing Done By A Drunk Person

Well I was at a beer pong tournement and it was nearing the end.  This one team was losing pretty bad, having all their cups full and the other team only had one left.  Just before the guy on the other team threw to win the match, the girl on the losing team passed out and fell on the table catapulting all the full cups on the opposite side onto her partner giving him an awesome beer shower. 

The Quote of the Week

I'm a pilgrim on the edge, on the edge of my perception.  We are travellers at the edge, we are always at the edge of our perception.

So I realized a couple of things today, one is that even though I have made tons of friends here, they don't beat the friends I had before I came.  I mean some people I know I will always be able to talk to for hours and not get bored, but I can't always do that now and some of them are far away so I guess I have to make do with what I've got.  Another thing I realized today is that even though water polo is crazy hard, it is most definately one of the greatest sports ever.  I mean what other sport can you get away with so much physical contact and walk away feeling completly satisfied.  I have some major battle wounds from today and this was just a scrimage, a nice sized bruise on my stomach from the heel of a defender and the makings of a good black eye....I can't believe I didn't start this sooner.  On a slightly different note,  I miss tall girls I really do I swear there isn 't a girl taller than 5'7" here and that just is too damn short.  Well I kind of lied there are a few but they are so uncomfortable with their height that it makes me uncomfortable...and that never happens.  Well okay enough of the talk, here is the moment you all have been waiting for

The Funniest Thing Done By A Drunk Person

Well in this case it was people, I went to a party this past weekend and for some crazy reason they decided that we should all go to the play ground across the street.  Well this play ground has all the big metal toys that have been deemed unsafe by every agency out there, it just never got torn down like the rest of them.  Well there was much falling and stumbling around the play ground as we played on the mutiple toys, but the funniset part was when a guy that had been swing on the swings for a while decided he was going to do a flip off the swing.  He gets super high and then leans back and flips, as he leaves the swing there is a very audible ripping sound and he hits the ground and his Sponge Bob boxers continue swinging in the swing.

The Quote of the Week

Procrastination is like Masturbation....in the end you are only screwing yourself.

Well this is officially my first entry from the great college of Penn State.  Having a fabulous time and meeting tons of people, my roommate Ivan Lopez was not exactly what I expected which is a good thing.  The girls here are as to be expected, but there are still a few that hold the top of my list (they know who they are )  As for college life in general I have decided to start two weekly sections.  The funniest thing I saw a drunk person do, and The greatest quote of the week.

For this week:

The funniest thing done by a drunk person

I was walking home from water polo practice and as I passed one of the dorms I saw a guy hanging from a rope out of one of the third story windows.  He was wearing red underwear and a blue cape, he was holding a can of Beast and pretending to fly.....Don't judge him, just laugh.

The quote for the week

"If you lead with your ass, you're asskin for trouble

I would have to say that my favorite person in history, at least for the moment, is the man who invented the bikini.  I mean that was a complete stroke of genius.  I say that it was a man because I am ignorant and don't know for sure and because I think it took the admiring eye of a man to decide that women need to wear less at the beach and the pool.  Whatever the case, I think this awesome invention is the only reason I survived working at two pools this summer with out dying.  So I raise my glass to the inventor of this amazing piece of clothing and the girls who wear them and in his honor I post this equally honorable song

Girls! All I really want is girls And in the morning it's girls Cause in the evening it's girls I like the way that they walk And it's chill to hear them talk And I can always make them smile From White Castle to the Nile Back in the day There was this girl around the way She liked my home-piece M.C.A. He said he would not give her play I asked her, "Please?" - she said, "You may." Her pants were tight and that's ok If she would dance - I would D.J. We took a walk down to the bay I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!" I asked her out - she said, "No way!" I should have probably guessed her gay So I broke up with no delay I heard she moved real far away That was two years ago this May I seen her just the other day Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay Girls - to do the dishes Girls - to clean up my room Girls - to do the laundry Girls - and in the bathroom Girls - that's all I really want is girls Two at a time - I want girls With new wave hairdos - I want girls I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

Girls-Beastie Boys