got a filling for my cavity today. the worst part of the whole experience was that damn waiting room. i didnt know it was possible to get a cramp in your ass. the shot of novacaine in my gum was a party, though. i thoroughly enjoyed drinking ice tea on one side of my mouth and having it dribble out the other.

by far the best part of my day had to be iming justin, and getting his away message: "drinkin". thats right folks...its no longer called partying anymore...just plain "drinkin".

my uterus stings like a hornet. (thanks everett)

im greasy

im smelly

someone rub my belly!

on another note...breast sweat.