| - - People take advantage of my gaubleness too much! Fritz called me tonight and said that he was in Pittsburgh in a hotelroom, but he got DUI and was in jail for one night, his mom wired him money to get out and he had to suck dick for money. So ya know I was like "Oh my God..." I was really worried, and then I heard that honk Kevin does, and I was like "..." and I heard it again and again, and Fritz goes "Fucking people I'm trying to talk on the FUCKING PHONE!" and so I was like "Oh..okay" and then I came downstairs and was saying how sorry I was and I wanted to help him, and then I heard a knock on the door and I told him to hang on, and I'll be damned if it wasn't him AND Kevin standing there, I mean I was happy to see Fritz that I gave him a hug, then I punched him for lying to me. Fucking butthole!
Oi! But, yeah Mandy's was fun tonight. I heart the people there, all nice to me and stuff. I made basically everyone smell my lovely tampons! Then Gnome put it in his belly button.But I got to insert it in! So that's all that counts! Then, this dude 'Tiny' that I use to work with at work was there, and he was talking to me and all of a sudden he got me to hold his pocket for him, and I became his bitch...never heard of that one. But as long as I'm someone's bitch, that's all that matters.
Tomorrow is going to be SO much fun. <3 Marge, I can't wait to spend it with youuuuuuuu. <33333
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT FUCKING RAINBOW TODAY?! (Sorry, but whenever we were outside of Coconuts, everyone looked at it like it was fucking God or something, "Holy shit! Look it's rainbow"...Fucking people. I was amazed myself because it was really pretty and nice, but still...) |
