Dumpweed

LiEK OmG iT's aN upDatE!!1!

First off, it's the day before my birthday and I know everyone who reads this site got me a condom and juicy juice fruit thingy for my birthday. Yeah so I'm expecting like forty five condoms and forty five juicy fruit thingys by my door tomorrow and if there aren't a life supply of hot girls to go along with that then everyone here will have their right testicles burned off.

(Yes that means ladies too)
(Yes that was very disgusting)

Wondering why I don't have a girfrlend yet right?

Yeah well thank God I don't because who knows how many times she'd slap me across the face for the things I say. Seriously man it's a problem I say the most perverted things at the most random times. Even when I'm like starring at the wall or doing somthing 'normal' I manage to pull off something real sick and gnarely and people around me are like...

"Did he just say he loves old ladies in bikinis"

And I'd be like.....

"Um course not"

Maybe I should stop being so perverted it only makes people throw up though there are some people who I hear are turned on by my perverted words but those guys are just old smelly ogre like men such as not myself. Um yeah I really hope no one's mom reads this site for enjoyment because I know once they do I will go from a 20% chance with their daughter to a -45% chance with their daughter/step daughter so though 20% isn't much to work with it's better than -45%. right?.

Anyways so today we had to present our Culminating Exibition project and this one judge came up to me and asked me about my project and he was such a douchebag because he kept on not paying attention to me and he started inching away from me like I was hitting on him or something. I mean seriously what kind of fucking person are you to not pay attention to someones project of whom you are judging and to inch away like the kid's hitting on you. Man just for laughs I should have hit on him and made him leave sooner not like the bastard was doing anything productive anyways son of a bitch.

2dles
-Nelson

PS: www.xanga.com/covered_in_rain_2 remember it's my more serious site so don't forget to check out my serious side (and yes that is possible for yours perverted truely to have a serious side to himself)

Feeling This

Yeah so I'm actually going to update this time . And this ain't some any other update you've ever seen this time it's freaking awesome grade A+ update and yes this time you and your grandmother will actually dance to it because it's just so cool. Maybe she'll even pull out a robot and maybe you'll do some freak dancing yeah that would be cool at least for me I don't know about you or you grandfather though actually he might get a kick out of or at least a wood out of it .

Okay so if anyone was concerned about my absenece which I know all of you were I was in the middle of no where aka sucksville aka wtf county aka NEW JERSEY in my grandmothers house. Yeah so I got like three sylabbles for you HELP ME GOD. I never really like going there anyways but I was forced to go there and wow on the way I saw the hottetst  girl walking the face of the planet and she and I were exchanging looks and she looked at me like.....

"You wish you could score me"

And I gave her a look back that was like

"Oh you see but I can"

And we kind of were looking at each other testing each other out and I guess I got so into it I dropped my soda which I was holding in my right hand and all that soda yeah lets just say not an ounce of it went in my mouth so yes everything spilled and came off looking like a disproptionate teenage boy who acted like he hadn't seen breasts before. Yeah embarassing is the only word that defines that moment. I mean come on now I think about it my  eyes must have been as big as a CD-ROM and my jaw must have been touching the floor and I swear I had drool coming off of the bottom of my chin so yeah maybe I am desperate .

Well anyways after we spend a few days with the 80 year olds (yes they have names but for now let's just call them the 80 year olds) my parents decide it's time to kick the gas and go home. So apparently I'm promised that we'll leave no later than 10:45 well four hours later we're off on the road only problem is.....

a) not going home
b) grandmas in the car!?
c) i left my cds back at her house

Yeah so guess where we're going instead? To lunch with grandma and by now it's two o clock and I'm thinking we're never  going to leave. So we get to the diner like place and I'm convinced  that it's a diner during the day time and a strip bar during the night cause all the waitstrsses look like they're ready to suck you off at any minute. And so I have to go to the bathroom and so I ask one of the skanks if they know where the bathroom is and she replies in the most whoriest voice

"Over there sugar"

And  so I take my piss and say thank you and she's like smacking her lips which was really strange cause I swear I was going to get ambushed by all these waitresses who'll tie me up to a pole and rape me. Which though would be pretty sleazy I have to admit. Uh I mean that would totally suck.....

Well after that we drop grandma at her house and I get my CDs and we're off on the road. For only about two minutes because WHAM out of no where what happens? A mother fucking flat tire is what happens and then we have to go get it fixed so we go to this gas station and there are all these creepy men who don't speak english and I'm thinking I'm going to get amushed by these creepy gas station men and get tied to a pole and get my butt tickled with a feather. But then we get it replaced and FINALLY after like 8 hours of procrastinating we're on the road back to Washington DC.    

Alright there you have it I'm done updating you know I like freaking paraphrased everything cause it was getting so damn long to read/write hope you had fun in learning about my visit to New Jersey I am NEVER going there again.

2dles
-Nelson

PS: Under this is another update you don't have to read it though .