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Name: Marissa
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Houston
Birthday: 7/7/1983
Gender: Female
Interests: Muay Thai, Sanshou, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, MMA. Running, Working Out, Being a Gym Rat, Running, Reading, Learning, Experiencing New Things, Anything Outdoors, Playing Piano, Dancing, Acting on Stage, Acting on Camera, Improv Comedy, Broadway, Ballet, Swimming, Traveling, Laughing at People and the Retarded Things They Do, Being Mean, Making Fun of People, Sticking Q Tips in my Ears, and Being Offensive.
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| Goodbye Austin Part 2: Lambdas, Lil Sis's and Rob Su FamilyGoodbye Austin Part 2: Lambdas, Lil Sis's and Rob Su Family
It's been a crazy 4 years hasn't it? I still remember how it felt
like to be a pledge. It only seems like yesterday that I was
filling out my application. Then in a blink of an eye, I am
looking back through gigs of pics with tears welling up!
Fall 2K2 Gamma Class at the Alpha Zeta info session:
(I am in the very front right on my knees)
Look how young we all looked! And wow, I was a saucy wench filled to the brim with attitude back then too!
(Stephanie, Kym, Me, Jen, Young, Tina, and Athena)
Oh and the crazy house parties. I remember one time Maryann and I
were holding up Mango for a kegstand, but we were so drunk that we
dropped him in the middle of it! Hahaha! I won't miss cops
busting up our parties though.
My lovely pledge bro said, "Fuck the police, I'm over 21"
I told you not to mess with Fall 2K2! Frank keeps it gangster for all of us -------^
Then there was the time that "King Arthur" (Khanh) would "knight"
(attack) us with "Excalibur" (massive chrome vibrator). I don't
have any pics of that, but there is a video of me getting knighted
somewhere. I hope I never see it and it never resurfaces!
There was also this time during Chinese New Year '03, we had to do a
service project with the Asian American Council of Austin or something
which was fucking terrible. We were basically a PMS-infested
Vietnamese lady's bitch for an entire day.
And Thumpin Thursdays! Oh wow, first it was at Le Privelege, then
Zero Degrees, then Exodus, then back at Zero Degrees, and then to
another whole onslaught of places.
One time me, and my two pledge sis's Lynda Ha and Tina Kim decided to dress alike in Summer '03:
(Guess who is who!)
Speaking of Summer '03 with Tina and Lynda... I remember those lazy days by the pool at Tina's place!
(Lynda and Me)
(Me and Tina)
But yeah, let's get back to those crazy parties. Like SCREAM and
WAYBACK! I will miss being the jello shot nazi. I hope I
taught you Zeta class girlies well. My recipe better not be
watered down! OR ELSE!!!!
At the first SCREAM, I remember a very VERY drunk Blowpop trying to
carry a passed out Hanky up the stairs and then dropping him only to
have Hanky roll all the way down again. That was beautiful.
I will really miss seeing everyone in silly and/or slutty
costumes.
My favorite costume EVER:
I won't miss the crowds though! Holy crap! The lines outside the house were HUGE!!!!
And the party experience wouldn't be complete without day-after hangover pho with the uji:
(Me, Kiff, Christina, Fraggle, Qbert, Wakko, Tigger, Diana, Kristy, and Toadstool)
And you know a party wasn't a party until Krystal and I broke out Sally the Blowup Doll:
(Toro and Mojo)
Oh, and how could I forget the scandalous dancing! I'm really one
to talk because I was probably the dirtiest dancer in the active
class! Hahahaha! I'm so bad.
Krystal and I are shocked at the girl on girl action in the back (eventhough we're much worse):
I'm going to miss hearing "L - L - L - L PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! E YOU KNOW!"
For me, the craziest house parties were always the Century Club uji
wars. Probably because I was always competing and SLAM
HAMMERED. 1st time - 50 shots. 2nd time 102 shots.
3rd time, well... Who would've thought that this little girl (your's
truly)
could've set the Lambda Little Sis Record at 155 shots of beer in 155
minutes!
Here I am doing it the first time:
(I am in the yellow 3/4 sleeve shirt)
Oh yeah, I also got to watch Steve Ho get arrested on 4th of July. That was really funny at the time. It still is!
Man oh man, we also got crazy in the clubs and bars! Holy shit, when we went down, it was a huge Asian invasion!
We always rolled BALLS DEEP:
Family field days were so much fun too. It was the one time I could show off my hossness to everyone.
Just look at my badass limbo skills:
(Shame on you shorties for not beating me! I'm the tallest one out of ALL OF YOU!!!!)
Ah Tony Pitakpaivan, I will miss your random ass kickings:
(Yes, we posed for this pic, Tony could never kick my ass )
IM coed softball was fun. Thanks for telling the opposing team
that I was retarded! Hahahaha! That was some funny shit
though. Although we never won, I always had fun!
I love the taste of defeat:
Watching the Lambdas IM basketball games were fun too. We always had so much spirit!
(Wakko, Huggies, and Emily)
Coed basketball games were fun too, but I wasn't allowed to play
anymore because I got ejected for too many flagrant fouls.
BOOO!!!!! I will admidt that I did get pretty aggressive at times.
Thank you for putting up with all my angry drunk rage:
I know that I was hard to control once I got going!
Watching the 2 story beer bong will also be a ritual that I miss:
(Yay, go Sinbad!)
The sock wrestling was also another fantastic event at G Cup. I
just wish they would let the girls compete. Shit man, if this
next G Cup allows girls to compete, I just might compete and win the
ABSOLUTE for pi chapter :) Afterall, I'm a Couger now!
It's still fun watching the big boys go at it though:
CLASH OF THE TITANS!!!
I will never forget the date dashes. This place was actually kinda scary!
(I am in the front with Krystal)
Oh Lil Sis's... You ladies are very special to me. I am so glad I
had the opportunity to have met all of you. I hope all of you
encourage future little sis's to be what I taught you all to be.
And most of all...
NO FAT OR UGLY CHICKS ALLOWED!!!
I won't be able to teach you guys dances or step anymore... It was quite fun though!
Here I am practicing the dance as a pledge with some of my pledge sis's! Damn, I'M OLD!!!!
(Maryann Than, Lynda Ha, Young Soon, and Me with Maryann's ass!)
And to my newest little ones...
(Christina "Geisha" Lin, Sarah "Flanders" Moxon, and Julia "Gizmo" Hsu)
I am so proud of all 3 of you. You three are what a "Rob Su Girl"
should be and I know you will do a great job picking the new litter!
Gizmo - my little protege - I am looking to you to keep my spirit alive!!!
(Gizmo and Me)
You made a good start by piercing your tongue so you could be just like me! Hehehehe!
To my adopted LITTLE little one Francis "Blotchy" Dang.
Blotchy and Splotchy
I know you will do your best to keep the dance team sexy, strong and classy! I'm proud of all that you've done!
I don't know what to say about the NEWEST Lambda Rob Su...
(Matt "Kiff" Bui pole dancing)
And my sweet lil bro David "Wakko" Nguyen.
I can't believe you're going to be mommy next year! I know you
are going to be a fantastic mom! Just remember, the relationship
the pledge mommy has with his kids is very special and the bond is like
no other.
See, I took a pic of my pledge mommy taking a drunken piss on a corporate building!
It's amazing how the face of "Rob Su" has changed.
This picture is from Halloween Night 2002 when I was still a pledge!
(Back: Albert "Geico" Lin, Kenny "Diddy" Yen)
(Middle: Victor "Qbert" Hung, Mike Mak, James Dang, Eddie Eksaengsri)
(Front: Sarah Teddy, Jen Yabes, some girl NOT in Rob Su, me!!!!)
Now look at us!
(Toadstool, Diana, Flanders, Gizmo, Fraggle, Geisha, Wakko, Pornstar, Tigger)
(Geico and Me in front)
I will miss the family dinners soooooo very much!
(Pornstar, Gizmo,. Geisha, Flanders, Me, Wakko, Kiff, Tigger, Toadstool, and Diddy flying in the back)
Thank you Lambdas, Lambda Lil Sis's, and Rob Su uji for the 4 years of memories, life lessons, life skills, and friendship.
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| Goodbye Austin Part 1: Two Important People As I'm getting ready to leave Austin to start the next phase of my life
in Houston, I would like to take the next week or so to recognize those
who have made such a huge difference in my life and really influenced
me during my years in Austin before I close this chapter of my
life. These two people both had huge stakes in making me who I am
today and I would gladly lay my life down for both:
She is my
best girl friend and he is my best guy friend. Since I met him
first, I'll start with Justin.
Justin Michael Marcoux
^-----Getting crazy at Baby A's after drinking a few of those brutal purple ritas!
^----- This is how they punish bad boys in La Grange
^----- Any wonder why we're friends?
^----- He is white after all... You can't expect him to dance well...
^----- He is special
Holy crap. I don’t
think I became fully alive until I met you.
You pushed me through the door and introduced me to a world of
insanity. You forever changed me and I
will never be the same again. That’s a
very good thing though. We went through
a lot of crazy times together and made a lot of scary but fun memories that I
wouldn’t trade for the world. Despite
the crazy and foolish things we did, you helped me mature in a way and for
that, I’ll be forever grateful and indebted to you. You and Krystal were the two most important
people in my old college life. Remember
how you bitches interrupted me teaching a dance class?! Yeah, thanks.
I’ll always remember: Opening the 4th dimension in my closet,
Our many ski trips, Teaching you how to walk again, DJ Darkzone, Tucker, Summer
of ’04 at Jefferson Commons at Town Lake, Messing with the “Porter, Micho, John
Dyker, and Bill” Group, Rubber ankles, Plastic covered piss-proof bed, Kentucky
Deluxe, Cooking for you boys, Drinking in Zhongwen, Taking Chinese oral tests
drunk, Taco Cabana drunk food, Damn Gatti’s towing your car, The “Lebanese
Presidential Limousine” leaking engine oil in the Albertson’s parking lot, Xu
Laoshi the CHI507 TA’s wedding, African Pride hair relaxer, Going to dorms to
stab people, 100 pounds of crawfish in Tuan’s tub, Frank Pho getting jacked, PRIMER!,
“Schlump”, The Ocho, The Sticks, Baby A’s, and Conversations so evil that even
Satan would reject us.
Whatever happened to that crazy drug addict you boxed? Didn’t
he stab some guy in the hand? Anyways, I wish you the best of
luck in your new life as a nuclear propulsions mechanic and
husband!
THUG LIFE!!!!
Krystal Dawn Wohlgemuth
^----- This isn't illegal in La Grange
^----- Lambda Phi Epsilon's "Get Leid" Party
^----- Krystal is special too (What can I say, I have a thing for retards)
^----- Isn't she adorable?
^----- She's wearing my shirt again.
^----- Pimped out hearse
^----- Drunk dialing - America's favorite passtime
Ah my dear Krystal, mein fraulein... I will be missing you the most. The “college experience” wouldn’t be complete
without you either. You were my partner
in crime, my sister, my best friend, and sometimes my kissing partner when I
got bored. From that one September night
in 2004 when we went to Cain and Abel’s on a school night because nobody else
wanted to drink with us, I knew that you and I would be best friends. You had me at,
“Do you like to make
fun of retards? … Because I do.”
I could never ask for a better friend. They say that best friends are like stars,
you can’t always seem them, but they’re always there. I
will always remember our: Girl’s Night Out,
“Slumming” at frat parties and pretending we’re huge bitches, UFC
nights at
Ringer’s Sports Lounge, Random nights in bars, Offensive t shirts,
silly pictures, Road Trips to La Grange,
our
mini “romantic getaway” at Port Aransas, "YAAAAY!!!", Getting killed in
softball, Marvin from Roper's, Happy Hour at Saba’s, Rolling
“Balls
Deep”, Taking dangerous pictures while driving, Sally the blowup doll,
Julia quotes, bathroom pictures, xanga wars - TUBGIRL and LEMON PARTY,
The
crazy Lambda parties, “Mad Andy”, The Ocho, “I am Fresh Cup!”, ALI G,
"East side is dee best! West side is dee best! RESPECT!!!",
"Teehee!", Ripping off closet doors, BORB and ZOIDBERG, "wo buo buo buo
buo!" *FLASH*, Going to the
porn shop when bored, and “ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALD’S!!!!” Speaking of which, remember when we drove
thru the McDonald’s drive thru with you handcuffed to my car?!?!?! “Why haven’t you sent for help yet?!”
Krystal, I can't believe that I will be moving away from you! I
love you and I will never have another friend that is quite like you
because you are very unique and special (retarded). You are such
an inspiring person:
"Girl Rises Out of Trailer Park to Take Over Big City."
You have so much potential and I know you will succeed in life. I hope you always think of me when you watch Conan the Barbarian.
Classic Krystal and Marissa at Justin's old apt:
She feels safe there:
Camel Show?!
Sally is hot:
Haha, I love this pic:
It's so high school of us:
Fun in the sun:
Silly faces:
SLUMMING:
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| UpdateYou know, it's so funny that I've neglected this thing since I used to
be the BIGGEST xanga whore! I was the one who said I would keep
up with my xanga FOREVER! Oh well, anyways. For those of
you who don't know, I'm moving to Houston for... guess what... MORE
FUCKING SCHOOL! I also adopted a kitten:
My sweet lil serial killer Chucky:
I also got a puppy, but he's a family dog, so he's
staying with my parents in Austin. Here's Mo playing with him at
the Town Lake Animal Shelter:
The cat and dog surprisingly get along. I came
back from running one morning and found them playing! My mom
snapped a pic of us:
Anyways, I'm not going to be like the other old people and privatize all my old
entries because it's fun to look back on all these memories we made
together these past 5 years.
I'm mostly keeping this up so I can comment on all your bitch ass sites.
I love some of you and think fondly of the rest of you.
~Marissa
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| Happy Birthday Krystal
You are the bestest friend that I could ever have and I love you to death! Happy 23rd you old fart!
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| - RaindropsI SWALLOWED ANOTHER FUCKING METAL TONGUE RING
This fucking sucks. When I was eating my breakfast this morning,
I took one bite of my kashi cereal, swallowed, and felt something metal
hit the back of my throat mid-swallow. I immediately thought "OH
SHIT!" and touched my tongue to verify what I had feared: I
swallowed the bar and both balls! So I ran over to the toilet and
shoved my fingers as far down my throat as my mouth would let me to try
to throw that shit up. But after 15 minutes of swallowing my
hand, that shit wouldn't come out. I hope this doesn't hurt when
I "pass" it. Oy... I've gotta work on screwing that shit on tighter.
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