yo yo yo its sick im writing in here..

gotta give ya'lls and update.. ok Troy will be my next pornography. of course that will be written up after may 14th.. i gotta see about 4 times to get the just of the stuff.. this porno WILL include a tad of hetero experiences..so watch out now..lol.. but of course the basis of the movie will be total guy on guy -- as usual. have a nice day children

alas! here is the final of the LotC.. of course not in the rite order and still here ya go..

The Two Towers (no need to explain what those towers represent)

• Cast_ frodo, sam, gollum-smeagol, merry, pip, uruks (captured and carry merry + pip), grima(wormtongue), theoden king, eomer, hungry orc, aragorn, gandalf,saruman, gondor men, faramir, brego(yes, the horse), legolas, gimli, haldir.
• Relationships_frodo/same; frodo/gollum; sam/gollum; frodo/sam/gollum; merry/uruk; pip/uruk (domination/bondage for em both), merry/pip(bonadge), merry/hungry orc; pip/ hungry orc; grima(wormtongue)/theoden king; grima(wormtongue)/eomer; aragorn/gandalf; aragorn/legolas; aragorn/gimli; aragorn theoden; wormtongue/saruman; frodo/gondor men; sam/gondor men (bondage and blindfolds); frodo/faramir (by force_faramir threatens to kill smeagol if he doesnt comply ha ha); smeagol-gollum/gondor men ( a struggle/very ruff ha ha); brego/aragorn; haldir/aragorn; haldir/legolas..

okiee im spent..g*nite kiddies..once again enjoy..

and so here it starts the first lotr of the trilogy.. the fellowship..

Lord of the Cocks: Fellowship of the Cock

• Cast_ frodo, samwise, merry, pippin, aragorn, legolas, gimli, boromir, gandalf, bilbo, saruman, witch king, the nine (nazgul), the dwarves, elves, and men of the Council, uruks..
• Relationships_ bilbo/gandalf; frodo/gandalf; frodo/samwise; merry/pip; merry/pip/gandalf; samwise/gandalf; frodo/samwise/gandalf; sarumon/gandalf; merry/samwise; frodo/pip; frodo/pip/samwise/merry; frodo/aragorn; frodo/witch king; the nine (the nazguls)- big orgy; frodo/bilbo; Council meeting member- big orgy; boromir/pip/merry; frodo/boromir; legolas/aragorn; boromir/aragorn; saruman/his Ugluk; uruk/pip; uruk/merry; [both when taken captive], legolas/gimli/aragorn.

yay ..2 down 1 to go..

alritey! .. so last went to a late showing of rotk..for the 3rd time.. what!? i need to analyze it if i plan on making one of the most epic porns ever..chyeah.. well while i was there i noticed some more.not many, little relationships and characters to add to the LotC porno.. okieee so basically this is the plan all over again just so im organized..

LORD OF THE COCKS: Return of the King (king of the cocks) - 8====D

• The Cast_ everyone in the fellowship minus boromir for obvious reasons (Legolas will mostly be working on our own pronography in my director/producer office), denethor, faramir, ugly Orc and Uruk, gollum/smeagol, elrond, bilbo..
• Relationships_ frodo/sam; frodo/pip/merry; frodo/pip/merry/sam; gandalf/pip; merry/pip; gimli/legolas; aragorn/legolas; aragorn/gandalf; aragorn/elrond; aragorn/troll(domination); ugly orc/uruk/frodo(total domination); smeagol-gollum/frodo; smeagol-gollum/sam; smeagol-gollum/frodo/sam; denethor/faramir; smeagol/deagol; smeagol/gollum( basically its him doing both parts, it should be interesting to see); frodo/bilbo; denethor/pip.. 
   
• theme song:

PORN, all I really want is PORN
And in the morning it's PORN
Cause in the evening it's PORN

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PORN - to do the dishes
PORN - to clean up my room
PORN - to do the laundry
PORN - and in the bathroom
PORN, that's all I really want is PORN
Two at a time I want PORN
With new wave hairdos I want PORN
YOU ought to whip out your-- PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN!

ello lov'rs! happy fucking new yr.. !!

just got in.. had a nice time..my sister threw a new years bash.. liz came.. and so did my PAULIEE.. we had a bloody good time together..drinking playing pool breaking the ceiling attacking me on the pole of my sisters bed and continuously suffocating me with large bear like gorilla warfare type hugs.. over good night.. ha ha i broke the ceiling and blinds covering the blacony window..!! score!..lol.. OMG my brother-in-laws sister has the cutest most precious baby ever..its sick.. she is a cabbage patch doll(no joke)..and just so pleasent.. yay so im glad i had a gosh golly good ol' time.. lol..byee