This is for @stupid_systemus. He wants big boobies and big cleavage? ... well, he will get it here in this post. ( . )( . ) There you go! (Real photos of my fantastical boobs cost $200... just kidding, no one will ever see my boobs or cleavage) **** 1. German lessons today went well. I had…

Twenty-nine-year-old Rathika Sitsabaiesan, a member of the Canadian Parliament, is a rising star in the New Democratic Party, but Sitsabaiesan showed up as a different version of herself on Parliament's website: one without (DUN DUN DUN) boobs.

On yoga pants, Ikea and first impressions I never could have imagined that the combination of such seemingly innocent occurrences would cause me such humiliation. It's always the little things that add up, as they say. Take my having slept over at my parents' and subsequently running out of clean…

Spring time means it's prom time; a time for tans, cleavage, and sequins (or camo) or as the ladies of Jersey Shore call it, the every day of the week. While I had great dates to both of my proms, I did the asking (to be fair, they both went to different high schools than mine) so there was never a…

Lea Michele shows some boobage on the cover of March's issue of Cosmo. Oh, hey, Cosmo found my future boyfriend?! Are they keeping him captive somewhere?