Currently Listening To: "Imagine That" by R. Kelly There is something about the Long Island Rail Road's conductor uniform that is so sexy.  The guy could be an average looking person, but there's something about th...

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you can lick and seal, then fold in two then i've been so blind. so, i kind of took a random, unexpected sort of hiatus. sorry about that. i've been pretty overwhelmed, but i think i've definitely missed this thing enou...

My soul was consumed up on stage today.  So much so that I came home and promptly went to sleep on the couch in the basement.  Being a child who stays up until the wee hours of the morning, this scared the living shit out of me....

Guys,Inspiration has struck me again, this time, in the form of a normal day's oporation on a fictional tourist railroad. The charectors: Are pretty much your average railroad retirees. Names: John Peterson, 56 (Mai...

i thought i liked him. i could've gone really far with him and he could've been really good for me. unfortunately, he's much too busy, it would be too hard to nonchalantly get together, and he's much too out of my league...

alright. not gonna sugar coat anything. i woke up this morning a little horrified. i had a dream about him. i haven't seen him in almost 2 months, i'm meeting loads of new people, boys included, good boys, boys i'm ...

There I find myself sitting in the midst of a well-dressed audience in the auditorium. The perfume of the stout lady behind me swirls around the room and makes its way to my nose, where I inhale and taste the fragrance o...