Blogs Tagged With conveniencestore options | rated: b

  • A girl's guide to creepy cler…

    A girl's guide to creepy clerksEver since that surprise incident with Captain Stabby and the improvised cash withdrawl from my person at knife-point just after Christmas (link), I've been getting my gas and coffee at a different convenience store in the mornings. Its better lit, more accessible, ev…

  • Don't I know you?Ordinarily I…

    Don't I know you?Ordinarily I love daft people. They're easy to manipulate, provide endless hours of personal amusement, and of course fuel my inner superiority complex. Yes in a perfect world I'd most likely be an evil overlord, ruling with absolute evil pleasure in my vast collection of evil over…

  • Lord of the DriveTeenagers sp…

    Lord of the DriveTeenagers spending massive amounts on cars that looks like a traveling circus, or perhaps a 3-year old's doodle pad, and of course sounds like an upright vacume cleaner (or a kazoo). Its nothing recent, although in the last few years it certainly has evolved thanks to numerous medi…

  • My 2¢It really doesn't matter…

    My 2¢It really doesn't matter who it was on the radio this morning, truth is I don't even remember; dancing in the parking lot in front of the office (at 4:30am) probably is not a good idea. Oh don't look at me like that, we've all done it. Unfortunatly having poor coodination along with the little…

  • Hairball in my coffeeLike so…

    Hairball in my coffeeLike so many of us that get up early in the morning, that would be at 4am for me, I am hopelessly addicted to coffee. Java, frappuccino, cappuccino; a cup of joe. It magically opens my sleepy eyes and then makes me aware of my surroundings, granted some mornings I'd just as soo…

  • Nipple in your coffee?After t…

    Nipple in your coffee?After the accident Tuesday, I've not been doing a whole lot as I'm still on the mend. Fortunatly my powers of observation are still keenly around of whats going on around me. Take this morning for example. I walk into the convenience store to get something to drink and perhaps…

  • Nice girls finish last...I wa…

    Nice girls finish last...I was framed, framed I tell you! I have to assume every town has a 24hour pharmacy; quick in and out store with necessity items, limited groceries, and meds-o-plenty. Not necessarily as cheap as the grocery store, but Walgreens is convenient. Saturday night about 1am, my 3-…

  • So sorry I saved your life...…

    So sorry I saved your life...They say no good deed goes unpunished, and for all the pessimism that aphorism connotes; unfortunatly it has the tendancy of being correct. A few months back I stopped in a convenience store to get some gas and a small cup of cappuccino before work. The burly clerk nodd…

  • The inept cashierHow many way…

    The inept cashierHow many ways can one state the obvious? Its like if you threw a twinkie in 2nd grade classroom, everyone is immediatly going to notice. This morning I avoided my usual morning trip to Walmart (seeing as I was running late) and ran into the convenience store for a donut, some coffe…